at my grandmas house.  I started reading one of her old school magazines that she puts by her toilet.  It was like a Reader's Digest kind of thing but not quite the same.  I'll read anything to pass the time in there, so I got into it for a little while.  It was some dating stories and a young girl brought home a guy who shaved his head completely bald.  It didn't go into any more detail than that.  But the father of this young girl, who sported the horseshoe himself, forbid his daughter to date anyone who was bald.  She went on to say he how sweet and funny he was but no matter what she said her dad wouldn't allow it.  It finished and I assume she never dated him again from the way it ended.  I normally wouldn't have thought twice about this section but that baffles me.  He should have been more accepting of it I would have thought.  Maybe I should find out who the father is and tell him about this site.  Just thought I'd share that because I thought it was pretty interesting.  There were some other good ones but that one stood out the most for obvious reasons.

the dad sounds like a tool lol. actually........he sounds like my dad lol.

Does that mean your Dad sounds like a tool? 

I used to play guitar on the toilet.  The best riffs are discovered on the john.

The view of shaved heads from the older generation is another thing that confuses me as well.  I guess it just comes down to exposure.  People are afraid of things they're not around.

How long depends on if I ate oatmeal for breakfast or not

That can give you hemorrhoids.  You guys should up the fiber for your colon health.  Fruits, veggies, and beans are the best source.  Try eating a high fiber cereal and throwing in some prunes. 
 

http://www.wehealny.org/healthinfo/dietaryfiber/fibercontentchart.html

I used to play guitar on the toilet.  The best riffs are discovered on the john.

The view of shaved heads from the older generation is another thing that confuses me as well.  I guess it just comes down to exposure.  People are afraid of things they're not around.

I am gonna set my drums around the john and just solo out for a whole!! 

It seems the older you get the longer it takes to leave the library.  I keep a basket full of magazines by the throne.  One a good day I may only thumb through.  Some days War & Peace!

i think were gettin a lil carried away here boys haha. back on topic! were talking about an article in a magazine not how long it takes to drop a deuce lol.