"She just started liking cheating songs,
But what's bothering me,
I don't know if it's the cheating she likes,
Or just the melody." ETC
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life;
Electric word life that means forever
And that's a mighty long time;
But I'm here to tell ya there's something else;
The afterworld.
A place of never ending happiness - you can always see the sun day or night;
So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
You know the one - taught ya everything'd be allright.
Insteading asking how much of your mind is left - ask him how much of your time is left.
Cause in this life things are much harder than in the afterworld.
In this life you're on your own.
Prince - "Let's Go Crazy" from Purple Rain
"Who knows maybe you were tied up, taken away and held for ransom"
Tom Petty "Refugee"
And my all time favorite:
I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison;
And I went to pick her in the rain;
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck;
She got runned over by damned ol' train.
And I'll hang around as long as you will let me,
Cause I never minded standed in the rain.
You don't have to call me darlin' - darlin'
You never even called me
I wonder why you don't call me
Why don't you ever call me by my name.
David Allen Coe

I been standing on the corner in Winslow, Arizona
I'm such a fine sight to see.
It's a girl my Lord
In a flat bed Ford
Slowing down to take a look at me.
Eagles "Take it Easy"