Hey,
First things that comes in my mind is,

nobody tells you that you look ridiculous.

I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair
bye
Them: "At least I have hair!"
Me: "I do too, it's in a shoebox in the closet!" or "Yeah, I was cool like that once"

Sometimes I think that they're afraid of what their women will say or do...I have a hard time thinkin' that their women let them out the door
that way with a bad come over!.
BTW Timmj, that
is a GREAT story!