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#30 by PBurke on 01 Apr, 2007 18:02
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"com'ere sis."
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#31 by jusbnme on 01 Apr, 2007 18:29
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#32 by tomgallagher on 01 Apr, 2007 19:15
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ya'wanna...
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#33 by PigPen on 02 Apr, 2007 18:08
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Kid you not, I saw a "lady" haul ass into a parking lot after a guy said "Git in the truck b!#$@" She was standin out there sayin, "OK, which one?"
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#34 by Bald_freak on 12 Jul, 2007 16:03
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I guy runs into a buddy of his from the south. He notices he is with an attractive woman and ask his pal off to the side" who's that fox your with?".
He replies " oh that's my daughter"
so then the guy says " If you don't mind me askin, Is she sexually active?"
his buddy reponds "Nah, she just lays there like her mother"
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#35 by PigPen on 12 Jul, 2007 17:34
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I guy runs into a buddy of his from the south. He notices he is with an attractive woman and ask his pal off to the side" who's that fox your with?".
He replies " oh that's my daughter"
so then the guy says " If you don't mind me askin, Is she sexually active?"
his buddy reponds "Nah, she just lays there like her mother"
LMAO
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#36 by Bald_freak on 06 Oct, 2007 14:56
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"I know your my cousin, but would a six pack of PBR change your mind?"
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#37 by JDog on 06 Oct, 2007 22:56
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A hillbilly mechanic retires after 40 years of running his own garage with his 2 sons.
After about a week of retirement, he tells his wife that he feels empty and bored and decides he wants to kill hisself, cuz in his mind, life just aint worth living if yer not working.
So one night he goes down to the lake with a cinder block and a length of rope. He puts the supplies in his rowboat and rows out into the middle of the lake. He ties 1 end of the rope around the block and the other end he ties around his neck. He then throws the cinder block overboard. He is jerked out of the boat and sinks to the bottom and dies. -
#38 by PBurke on 07 Oct, 2007 01:45
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A hillbilly mechanic retires after 40 years of running his own garage with his 2 sons.
After about a week of retirement, he tells his wife that he feels empty and bored and decides he wants to kill hisself, cuz in his mind, life just aint worth living if yer not working.
So one night he goes down to the lake with a cinder block and a length of rope. He puts the supplies in his rowboat and rows out into the middle of the lake. He ties 1 end of the rope around the block and the other end he ties around his neck. He then throws the cinder block overboard. He is jerked out of the boat and sinks to the bottom and dies.
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#39 by Paul on 08 Oct, 2007 14:56
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JDog, seriously startin' to worry about ya bro
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#40 by JDog on 08 Oct, 2007 16:25
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Oh yeah forgot to make a punch line didnt I?Whoops
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#41 by Jdogs Better Half on 08 Oct, 2007 18:20
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Freakin weirdo....I read it like 3 times thinking is it just me??
So typical of you!
Who do you think you are?? Yuggler???Oh yeah forgot to make a punch line didnt I?Whoops
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#42 by xnewyawka on 08 Oct, 2007 20:17
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Oh yeah forgot to make a punch line didnt I?Whoops
Thought something was missing bro!
Keeping us in suspense, huh?
And who's Yuggler? Inside joke?
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#43 by JDog on 08 Oct, 2007 20:32
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Oh yeah forgot to make a punch line didnt I?Whoops
Thought something was missing bro!
Keeping us in suspense, huh?
And who's Yuggler? Inside joke?
The punchline of the joke was that he made the rope too long and the cinderblock fell all the way to the bottom of the lake.
Yuggler is an old friend Joe, yeah inside joke!
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#44 by Jdogs Better Half on 08 Oct, 2007 20:58
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Yuggler is a good mate of jdoggys!! hehe
Oh yeah forgot to make a punch line didnt I?Whoops
Thought something was missing bro!
Keeping us in suspense, huh?
And who's Yuggler? Inside joke?
The punchline of the joke was that he made the rope too long and the cinderblock fell all the way to the bottom of the lake.
Yuggler is an old friend Joe, yeah inside joke!
