My dog likes to lick my Sly head. She can easily lick it for at least two minutes. Its funny to me at first. Then I have to make her stop. If only my wife could give my head that much attention.
Any other funny stories about your pets interactions with your Sly head?
Both my dogs love to lick my noggin'.
I have a 19lb tom cat that likes to give my noggin "microderm abrasions" with his sand paper tongue.

Just when you think you know people... something like this rears it's ugly head...
Just when you think you know people... something like this rears it's ugly head...
Koz........Why do I have a feeling that there is a bad revelation behind this?
No pets..
but my 2 year old little boy LOVES to try to bite my head like an apple...
d@mn that smarts!

Oh...and a stripper sat on my bald head and grinded a bit...
uh yea, and no panties of course!
I have a 19lb tom cat that likes to give my noggin "microderm abrasions" with his sand paper tongue.
I would never let my cat lick my head. Every time he yawns it smells like Death.
Oh...and a stripper sat on my bald head and grinded a bit...
uh yea, and no panties of course! 
So your noggin received the "ultimate blessing." Very nice BA!
Andre... my question would be "Was she as "smooth" as your fine head was?"
She was sporting a "mohawk" of sorts

Now, that part of the story is new. You didn't mention that the last time!

Yea..new but not made up...I will ALWAYS remember what THAT felt like on my smooth bald head

...I guess old age is making my memory a little
more clearer!
No pets..
but my 2 year old little boy LOVES to try to bite my head like an apple...
d@mn that smarts! 
Oh...and a stripper sat on my bald head and grinded a bit...
uh yea, and no panties of course! 
Ok should I even go here,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, WTH,, did she "moisturize" your head for you?