I've mentioned befoer that my wife runs the Senior Center in town. There are a lot of really cool elderly folks that attend. Most are EXTREMELY active. I know all of them to some degree and some fairly well.
I pop in often when I'm off and I usually help them with fund raisers or if they need some chores done.
Well this AM I went in to hook up a wireless internet connection for Mrs. Koz. I had just showered and shaved before I got there. Well I was in her office hooking up the connection and a lot of the Seniors were popping in to say hello.
I lot of them usually comment on my shaved dome. Well this morning my wife says to a couple of the ladies after they commented on my head, "Doesn't it look great! Come here and feel it.... it's so soft!".
Next thing you know they're having a "Senior Rub Fest".
My wife was laughing like crazy............
Hey Mike, when you got it...you got it....didn't you say before your wife said you was a big flirt??
Hey Mike, when you got it...you got it....didn't you say before your wife said you was a big flirt?? 
Yeah... she says I'm the world's biggest flirt. We laugh about it.
She also says that i have the "Gift of Gab"............
Great funny story. Didn't realize you were into older women!
My wife says I flirt to much and don't even realize I do it.
Great funny story. Didn't realize you were into older women!
My wife says I flirt to much and don't even realize I do it.
Ya know....that seems to be a common thread....my wife says that also....I wonder if all women say that to their husbands?
DUDE DUDE that is too weird. My mom is an assistant at a senior center. That is just too crazy. OMG we could be brothers in real life.
DUDE DUDE that is too weird. My mom is an assistant at a senior center. That is just too crazy. OMG we could be brothers in real life.
Well if we were brothers people would have to call me MIIIIIKKKKKKKKAAAAYYYYYY!
Hehe... I can relate to this sooo much. My wife says I'm a huge flirt too (but then so is she,) and is always teasing me about my "girlfriends" 'cause so many of the ladies I work with will come up and give me a hug when they run into me.
Like ....HEY MIKEY He likes It ...HEY MIKEY!