Just read through this entire post - you guys are freakin' hilarious... hmmmm, so many options to ponder for so many..... I'll get back to ya on this - gotta think about it.
PeripheralxMvmnt Tests how well hand lotions smooths women's hands.
yeah girl, yo handses is SMOOTH!
JohnM looks like the professor from hell
This, I like ! (many of my former students would probably agree )
Time2shine - like a guy that i used to play shows with in clubs. he killed on guitar.
right on. what do you play?
Brkeatr Baker
Try telling that to my wife !!
IRONHORSE Shrek's new best friend
Mikekoz13 Off duty State Patrol sargeant
Brkeatr Baker
Ghost1988 Aspiring tattoo artist
GASlick Supermarket manager
FR8TRAIN Owns a bed and breakfast near Santa Barbara
time2shine New Campus Pastor at Mars Hill Church in Seattle
bootedbear Champion skateboarder, Middle Age Division
PBurke Gator hunter in the bayou
JohnMont College Professor
schro Owns a surf shop in Hawaii
Warhawk Owns a Hawaiian Grill that sells Spam and Plate Lunches
The Anvil New superhero called, "Transparent Man"
TimmJ New cast member on the sequel of "Honey I Shrunk The Kids"
Tyler Talent scout for "America's Top Model"
PowerOfCheese Mind reader and spellbinder
Marty22 Operator of clothing optional resort
SimplyRed Organizer of Hot Rod Rallys at the local A&W
herronm Spent too much time looking at a solar eclispe.
PeripheralxMvmnt Tests how well hand lotions smooths women's hands.
shdwwlk Lead singer in a goth band
Frosticillus123 Assistant at a petting zoo
Scott Ny Quil tester
haha that might just work. im in college getting a degree in art soooo lol.
Marsh & PxM .... Thanks you for such nice comments...... and PxM... that WILL be the look I'm giving those boys when my daughter is old enough for that crap to start!!
Ha..havent visited in awhile. This is a funny thread. Ill have to think about this one a bit
Marsh & PxM .... Thanks you for such nice comments...... and PxM... that WILL be the look I'm giving those boys when my daughter is old enough for that crap to start!! 
no problem mike. I know what its like to be on one end of that business, and im sure ill be the same way if i ever have a daughter. Half american, half brazilian.... ill probably lock her in a basement never to see the light of day. or invest in landmines and .50 cal munitions.
Time2shine - like a guy that i used to play shows with in clubs. he killed on guitar.
right on. what do you play?
i play bass, and i was in a band for about 3 years when i was getting out of high school. we never got that big. we did get to play with Breaking Benjamin at the Canal Club in richmond, va and we made a few recordings. but the almighty band killer (girlfriends and egos) got in the way.
shameless plug for a defunct band.....
http://www.myspace.com/rvalarusso
Thought I'd throw this one in :
MikeKoz: If you smell-ell-ell-ell-ell-ELL ....what the Koz.... is cookin'.
(WWE fans will get this one

)
Thought I'd throw this one in :
MikeKoz: If you smell-ell-ell-ell-ell-ELL ....what the Koz.... is cookin'.
(WWE fans will get this one
)
Not a WWE fan but I'm sure it's outrageous!!
Not a WWE fan but I'm sure it's outrageous!!
Naw...it's a play on a line used by a former wrestler (now an actor) "The Rock," who was famous for arching one eyebrow - like you are in your pic