Situation: On the road, got dressed in a "company" shirt and went down to the hotel's free breakfast. Heuvos ranchero, love them, loaded up, and added salsa, fresh, delicious. All going well until I noticed salsa on my shirt

. Back to the room, damp towel the mess of the shirt, clean, but now wet. How do I dry the damn thing so I don't have to go out w/ a big damp spot until it dries

? Hair dryer

, then find that there isn't a hair dryer in the holder, hadn't noticed that, OBVIOUSLY. I just didn't have the nerve to go to the front desk and ask for one

. Stupid, but I couldn't. Out I went, Sly w/ a damp spot on the front of the shirt for about 20 minutes. Oh well, I'm couldn't and wouldn't--the thought of the look that I'd get was too much for me.
LOL!
I wonder if anyone would have been crass enough to ask what you needed the hair dryer for.
On the other hand .... A sly guy asking for a hairdryer. Imagine the look on their face!
HILARIOUS...thanks 4 sharing.

WARHAWK
he needed to dry the hair on his legs and underarms.....geezz guys wake up!
I'd have asked, just to see the look on their face. I'm just crazy that way.
I like to make sure the hair on my johnson is nice and poofy
Damn Skippy I would have asked, just to see the look on their faces. If they were to ask why, you should have told them you were having a BAD HAIR Day. Hell works for my G/F........
Damn Skippy I would have asked, just to see the look on their faces.
Ditto, would have been great to see their look of total confusion.
Could have just said it was for your wife.
Sometimes I behave like an old professor with his thoughts in other spaces and spheres;
in such a manner I'd go and ask for a dryer. (LOL)
J
Could have just said it was for your wife.
Woman wasn't my wife, I'm out of town

, just kidding, I am "on the road" and traveling alone, except for other company people and we don't share rooms thank goodness.
funny story, makes me laugh