This has nothing to too with who's doing the rubbing, but I really hate it when people rub your head so hard that it vibrates in your skull. It's not a bowling ball!
Also, what do you say to someone who rubs really hard to let them know that it wasn't cool?
The best one I could think of was "Thanks but the genie comes out below"
Good one, Noner....that's hard to beat as far as a humorous answer.
How'bout beckoning the perp with the index finger "come here" gesture and then into his ear--using a low throaty half-whisper say, "Don't ever touch my head again...do you understand me."
Good one, Noner....that's hard to beat as far as a humorous answer.
How'bout beckoning the perp with the index finger "come here" gesture and then into his ear--using a low throaty half-whisper say, "Don't ever touch my head again...do you understand me."
i have actually done something similar to that. it works
Good one, Noner....that's hard to beat as far as a humorous answer.
How'bout beckoning the perp with the index finger "come here" gesture and then into his ear--using a low throaty half-whisper say, "Don't ever touch my head again...do you understand me."
i have actually done something similar to that. it works
Cool.....
yer like Clint Eastwood to me, man.
Good one, Noner....that's hard to beat as far as a humorous answer.
How'bout beckoning the perp with the index finger "come here" gesture and then into his ear--using a low throaty half-whisper say, "Don't ever touch my head again...do you understand me."
i have actually done something similar to that. it works
Did you follow it up with breaking a bear bottle over the bar? That one always seems to get a good reaction
I'd rub theirs back, twice as hard!!
I'd rub theirs back, twice as hard!! 
With knuckles
isn't that called a "noogie" or summit?!!
Wow noogies transcend borders AND oceans.

I'd actually forgotten the word noogie. I am getting old aren't I?