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Offline MagmaBabe

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Dumb jokes
« on: July 12, 2008, 11:25:28 AM »
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!


told ya!  ;)
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Offline Lord of the Rings Junkie

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Re: Dumb jokes
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2008, 01:16:46 PM »
Ha! I like the holy water joke. :D
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Re: Dumb jokes
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2008, 02:08:45 PM »
OMG... :D
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Re: Dumb jokes
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2008, 07:35:14 PM »
What do you call a cow with no legs??

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------- wait for it.



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---Ground beef!!!   :D
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Re: Dumb jokes
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2008, 08:20:57 PM »
More good ones MagmaBabe
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Re: Dumb jokes
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2008, 10:44:24 PM »
GOSH MB....is that the best you can come up with...those were dumb! LOL>....
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Re: Dumb jokes
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2008, 03:34:43 AM »
Quote from: TimmJ on August 04, 2008, 10:44:24 PM
GOSH MB....is that the best you can come up with...those were dumb! LOL>....

Dammit Timmay.. and there was me thinking that out of everyone you would
appreciate them the most!   >:D
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Re: Dumb jokes
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2008, 04:44:08 AM »
Ok, so a nice Irish boy comes home all pale and shaken and sits his ma down for a serious talk...

"Ma," he says " I've terrible news for ye"

"What is it son?" She says with great concern.

"Y'know Moira Hanlon from across the town?" He asks.

"Yes, I certainly do" His mother replies "She's known to be quite a loose girl about town."

"Well, I was with her last week" He says with great shame in his voice. "And now, I've come home with case of the Chlamydia".

"Well" His mother say with relief "Put it down in the cellar and I'm sure yer father will drink it when he gets home".  :*))

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Nobody?

THAT was a DUMB joke.
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Re: Dumb jokes
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2008, 09:36:45 AM »
LOL>....NOW THAT RIGHT THAR WERE FUNNY!  TAKE NOTES MB....

imma just joking....MB your lil story lines were funny.  Made me smile!
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Re: Dumb jokes
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2008, 09:39:28 AM »
as long as I can get a smile from one of ya, I'm happy!!  :@`
thanks Timmay.
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