1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
told ya!
Ha! I like the holy water joke.
What do you call a cow with no legs??
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------- wait for it.
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---Ground beef!!!
GOSH MB....is that the best you can come up with...those were dumb! LOL>....
GOSH MB....is that the best you can come up with...those were dumb! LOL>....
Dammit Timmay.. and there was me thinking that out of everyone you would
appreciate them the most!
Ok, so a nice Irish boy comes home all pale and shaken and sits his ma down for a serious talk...
"Ma," he says " I've terrible news for ye"
"What is it son?" She says with great concern.
"Y'know Moira Hanlon from across the town?" He asks.
"Yes, I certainly do" His mother replies "She's known to be quite a loose girl about town."
"Well, I was with her last week" He says with great shame in his voice. "And now, I've come home with case of the Chlamydia".
"Well" His mother say with relief "Put it down in the cellar and I'm sure yer father will drink it when he gets home".

Nobody?
THAT was a DUMB joke.
LOL>....NOW THAT RIGHT THAR WERE FUNNY! TAKE NOTES MB....
imma just joking....MB your lil story lines were funny. Made me smile!
as long as I can get a smile from one of ya, I'm happy!!

thanks Timmay.