Here's a glass of Heinken to welcome you bald Trucker to the forum.
(I'm assuming you're not currently behind the wheel.)
Welcome to the SBG family Trucker, the coupe's locked up nobody home, you look good back to the 146, and watch out for the plain wraper in the pickle park at the 120.
Oh and theres a gator on the zipper at the 99.
Keep the big one out the ditches and the little one in your britches and stay away from the truckstop b*tches, you don't wanna catch nuttin that itches.
Here's a glass of Heinken to welcome you bald Trucker to the forum.
(I'm assuming you're not currently behind the wheel.)

Don't mind if i do. Thanks.
Heh... I am impressed that he knits. I am more impressed that he is One with the Penguin. Linux is teh awes0me!
Heh... I am impressed that he knits. I am more impressed that he is One with the Penguin. Linux is teh awes0me!
Thanks. Been using Linux since circa 1995. Am using PCLinuxOS these days but Slack is my favorite OS and the one I've used the longest. What distro you use?
trucker: welcome 2 the sly fraternity. glad that ya found us. jump in & join the fun by being an active member of the best site on the internet. that's kool that U knit... what R U knitting now? take care & we'll c ya 'round the sly neighborhood.
WARHAWK
Welcome dude!
Knitting circles are a very trendy Hollywood thing these days..
not only does your "haircut" let you hang with the hip crowd...so does your pass time!
Knitting circles are a very trendy Hollywood thing these days..
Geez Andre, now he's probably going to stop his past time. He sounds way too cool to want to be 'Hollywood trendy.' Welcome aboard Trucker. It sounds like you and Tom probably can converse in 'Trucker Speak,' and we won't have a clue what you're saying. Anyway, glad to have you here.
trucker: welcome 2 the sly fraternity. glad that ya found us. jump in & join the fun by being an active member of the best site on the internet. that's kool that U knit... what R U knitting now? take care & we'll c ya 'round the sly neighborhood.
WARHAWK 
Thanks.
I'm currently knitting a sweater out of Andes wool, as well as a hat from alpaca.
Welcome dude!
Knitting circles are a very trendy Hollywood thing these days..
not only does your "haircut" let you hang with the hip crowd...so does your pass time!
Thanks. I was knitting before knitting was cool. LOL