And we are joking about buying corvettes and having Viagra in a pez dispenser and stuff like that. We started joking about me getting a toupee and just setting it on top of my bald head... but then it hit me...
Hair plugs... I found the one and only use for hair plugs
a mohawk.

we were cracking up talking about having the MPB shadow with a perfect Mohawk down the middle on a over 40 guy in a vette..
Yep...going skinhead or sportin' the "Mohawk rug"...
the perfect punk's answer to MPB!
Great idea, Marz. Now I know what to do with all the hair on my back!
Great idea, Marz. Now I know what to do with all the hair on my back!
Goin for that Buddhasaurs look?
Great idea, Marz. Now I know what to do with all the hair on my back!
Goin for that Buddhasaurs look? 
Just looking to get away from that Wolfman look.
Marz that is a novel way of covering up MPB.