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Offline Rafter

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What's your SLY "come-back" line?
« on: April 17, 2008, 09:26:45 AM »
What's the secret to a good comeback line?
The KEY is that it needs to be sophisticated or obscure enough to take your adversary off-guard- they have to stop and think it through, which puts them on the defensive!

What is your comeback line?
http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz_94.html

My comeback line,
"Grow up, not down, fool!"  :/O
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Offline Timmay

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Re: What's your SLY "come-back" line?
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2008, 09:36:57 AM »
Cry me a river...build a bridge and get over it...
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Re: What's your SLY "come-back" line?
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2008, 09:39:03 AM »
"Is this your goal in life or something? Cause my goal in life is to kill you"
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...sorry this is what it came up with for me when I put my name in
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Offline warhawk

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Re: What's your SLY "come-back" line?
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2008, 09:43:52 AM »
well...when i typed in my name... my comeback line was:

sticks and stones may break my bones but uh i forget how it ends. :/O

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Re: What's your SLY "come-back" line?
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2008, 09:56:41 AM »
lol

thats typical ofyou warhawk...lol
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Offline Mikekoz13

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Re: What's your SLY "come-back" line?
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2008, 10:45:09 AM »
Same as Mel's...... but in real life my line is:


If you ain't fuc*in' me or you don't sign my paycheck, i don't give a sh*t what you think.

(Well that was in my younger days.......... now I just tend to laugh at people.... makes them real nervous.)
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Offline baldken

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Re: What's your SLY "come-back" line?
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2008, 10:45:35 AM »
When I put in just my first name I got the same as Timmay so i put in my for name and got...Dude, eau de toilet doesn't mean dunk your head in the toilet.  Which I like better
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Offline flattop peterbilt

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Re: What's your SLY "come-back" line?
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2008, 04:41:06 PM »
well it was odd but this is what i got ...."You stink... stink like a fetid corpse that has been baking in the desert for 5 and a half days (then sniff) no 6 days".....






my real come back is this...if i cant touch it suck it or @#$^it aint for me....
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Offline Marz

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Re: What's your SLY "come-back" line?
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2008, 04:48:45 PM »
err.... that site said "Your fly is open (especially if it's not then keep staring at their genitals)"

not really my style.

My favorite comeback is "Aww scarecrow, I just know the wizard will give you a brain".

there are others but they contain some pretty colorful language and adult rudeness.
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Re: What's your SLY "come-back" line?
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2008, 05:30:36 PM »
Here's mine:

"Is that how you normally look or did you just get a crayon stuck up your nose?"
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Offline schro

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Re: What's your SLY "come-back" line?
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2008, 05:36:21 PM »
The website gave me the same as Rafter's.

My real one is "Thanks ___________, that means so much to me coming from a dickhead like you".
If it's a female, I insert beeotch, or c*nt for dickhead on an as needed basis.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2008, 05:46:39 PM by schro »
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Re: What's your SLY "come-back" line?
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2008, 06:05:57 PM »
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me. !p
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Re: What's your SLY "come-back" line?
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2008, 06:25:04 PM »
Well, here's mine.  Honest, I could not make this stuff up......

"Your fly is open (especially if it's not then keep staring at their genitals)"
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Re: What's your SLY "come-back" line?
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2008, 07:03:36 PM »
I used both my names
for Jim it's
"You're so badger-like. Are you the spawn of Saddam Hussein or something"
for James its
"Are you talking to me? Punk"
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Offline JDog

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Re: What's your SLY "come-back" line?
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2008, 07:07:38 PM »
I feel as I am about to enter into a battle of wits with an unarmed individual.
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