What's your SLY "come-back" line?

[Rafter]

What's the secret to a good comeback line?
The KEY is that it needs to be sophisticated or obscure enough to take your adversary off-guard- they have to stop and think it through, which puts them on the defensive!

What is your comeback line?
http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz_94.html

My comeback line,
"Grow up, not down, fool!" 

[Timmay]

Cry me a river...build a bridge and get over it...

[Timmay]

"Is this your goal in life or something? Cause my goal in life is to kill you"
...

...sorry this is what it came up with for me when I put my name in

[warhawk]

well...when i typed in my name... my comeback line was:

sticks and stones may break my bones but uh i forget how it ends.

WARHAWK

[Timmay]

lol

thats typical ofyou warhawk...lol

[Mikekoz13]

Same as Mel's...... but in real life my line is:


If you ain't fuc*in' me or you don't sign my paycheck, i don't give a sh*t what you think.

(Well that was in my younger days.......... now I just tend to laugh at people.... makes them real nervous.)

[baldken]

When I put in just my first name I got the same as Timmay so i put in my for name and got...Dude, eau de toilet doesn't mean dunk your head in the toilet.  Which I like better

[flattop peterbilt]

well it was odd but this is what i got ...."You stink... stink like a fetid corpse that has been baking in the desert for 5 and a half days (then sniff) no 6 days".....






my real come back is this...if i cant touch it suck it or @#$^it aint for me....

[Marz]

err.... that site said "Your fly is open (especially if it's not then keep staring at their genitals)"

not really my style.

My favorite comeback is "Aww scarecrow, I just know the wizard will give you a brain".

there are others but they contain some pretty colorful language and adult rudeness.

[BaldRob]

Here's mine:

"Is that how you normally look or did you just get a crayon stuck up your nose?"

[schro]

The website gave me the same as Rafter's.

My real one is "Thanks ___________, that means so much to me coming from a dickhead like you".
If it's a female, I insert beeotch, or c*nt for dickhead on an as needed basis.

[Paul]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.

[SLYinKC]

Well, here's mine.  Honest, I could not make this stuff up......

"Your fly is open (especially if it's not then keep staring at their genitals)"

[Jim80]

I used both my names
for Jim it's
"You're so badger-like. Are you the spawn of Saddam Hussein or something"
for James its
"Are you talking to me? Punk"

[JDog]

I feel as I am about to enter into a battle of wits with an unarmed individual.