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#30
by
PigPen
on 10 Jan, 2007 10:44
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Cool, I'll call Nancy Pelosi and see if we can get a Congressional Bill on the books saying big tits are in. Given she's from San Fran-sicko, I'm sure she would endorse it! And I can guarantee Ted Kennedy, "Bill"ary Clinton, and the other left-wingers would heartily endorse it. Plus, Rosie O-Doughnut would blab it all over "The View". I think we can get this grass roots campaign going.
BIG TITS IN 2007...SOUNDS LIKE HEAVEN! (the only rhyming I could come up with).
Sorry, I know mentioning political ideologies is not popular, but it can be funny.
Later,
Schro
That was damn funny Schro
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#31
by
schro
on 10 Jan, 2007 10:53
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Thanks, Pig.
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#32
by
Tyler
on 10 Jan, 2007 11:02
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#33
by
Johnny
on 10 Jan, 2007 12:46
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#34
by
PigPen
on 10 Jan, 2007 12:59
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#35
by
schro
on 10 Jan, 2007 15:19
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Rob, I think you need to amend the deal you have with your wife and shave it off now. Maybe you can find another deal to make with her.
The more I'm thinking about it, a bigger bald guy looks better than a skinier bald guy. Of course, a fit SBG looks better than an out of shape SBG too.
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#36
by
Robmeister
on 10 Jan, 2007 15:31
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The more I'm thinking about it, a bigger bald guy looks better than a skinier bald guy. Of course, a fit SBG looks better than an out of shape SBG too.
Sound reasoning, for sure....but even after I lose the next 11 lbs...I'll still be 238 lbs.
LOL....I did practice different ways to stand on our digital scale to influence the weigh in (i.e. leaning way forward, way back.....to the left, right etc...
#160; But that dang thing is a quality scale and wouldn't be fooled!!
Nancy is warming up very nicely, so I don't want to spoil that by "welching." This morning she watched the instructive video on the HeadBlade website. She's taking interest in using her skin care knowlege and applying it to my shaved noggin. So we're movin' along nicely and amicably.
If however, in response to my efforts, she remained inflexible....frowning and keeping her arms folded about the whole thing. I would shave TONIGHT.
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#37
by
PigPen
on 10 Jan, 2007 15:39
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If however, in response to my efforts, she remained inflexible....frowning and keeping her arm folded about the whole thing. I would shave TONIGHT.
That would be me! You don't like it? How about this!
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#38
by
Robmeister
on 10 Jan, 2007 15:55
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Should a bald man see another bald man with a combover, he has a right to shave the combover off.
I'd like to pose an amendment to the above law.
Before OR AFTER the correction is administered (i.e. the shaving) I propose that the bald man who discovered the breech has the obligation to face the perpetrator, physically spin him around, and while holding firmly onto each shoulder deliver 5 to 7 swift and powerful kicks to the buttocks area in rapid succession.
The more public this can be administered the better.
Then to demonstrate SBG grace and mercy....spin the perp back around and embrace him warmly....allowing him time to sob repentently, while patting the subject on the back and repeating, "Let it out, brother....let it all out."
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#39
by
David
on 10 Jan, 2007 16:16
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Rob, I think you need to amend the deal you have with your wife and shave it off now. Maybe you can find another deal to make with her.
The more I'm thinking about it, a bigger bald guy looks better than a skinier bald guy. Of course, a fit SBG looks better than an out of shape SBG too.
The size of the fight in the dog is what matters not the size of the dog. In this case replace dog with human...
I'm 5'9 185-190 and it doesn't matter to me(obviously not skinny, but not tall either). Never has honestly.
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#40
by
Robmeister
on 12 Jan, 2007 00:15
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Rob, I think you need to amend the deal you have with your wife and shave it off now. Maybe you can find another deal to make with her.
Ever since Schro posted this...I've been thinking more and more about it. As long as I.....WE can come up with something that still holds me accountable to some sort of mutual agreement.....but of course includes my shaving on the FRONT END.
Like, if I'm not at the gym at least 3 times per week and losing an average of 1.5 lbs per week (not that hard), then I have to let it grow back until I achieve the original 15 lbs loss. HHHhhhmmmm.
There are these winter boots she's been wanting. HHHhhhmmmm.
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#41
by
PigPen
on 12 Jan, 2007 07:13
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I can see Robmeister sitting in front of his computer similar to Wile E Coyote. Drawing up plans and making his master scheme
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#42
by
Robmeister
on 12 Jan, 2007 07:27
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I can see Robmeister sitting in front of his computer similar to Wile E Coyote. Drawing up plans and making his master scheme
"....Gad! I'm _such_ a GENIUS!....Wile E. Coyote, SUPER genius..."
'member that?
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#43
by
David
on 12 Jan, 2007 07:30
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I can see Robmeister sitting in front of his computer similar to Wile E Coyote. Drawing up plans and making his master scheme
"....Gad! I'm _such_ a GENIUS!....Wile E. Coyote, SUPER genius..."
'member that?
starring your wife as the roadrunner, who always wins. Sounds accurate to me.
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#44
by
PigPen
on 12 Jan, 2007 07:30
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Oh yeah, I miss those Saturday morning cartoons