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The Miracle of Toilet Paper by Paul on 21 Mar, 2008 07:41
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her its not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.
Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," the husband replies
She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man.
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#1 by Timmay on 21 Mar, 2008 09:10
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LOL....tahts hilarious...Thanks Paul...lol
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#2 by Mikekoz13 on 21 Mar, 2008 09:48
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One of my favorite jokes of all time...........
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#3 by Sgt. Pate on 21 Mar, 2008 10:16
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I don't think I'll be sharing this one with Mrs. Pate! 
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#4 by SLYinKC on 21 Mar, 2008 20:00
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That is hilarious.
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#5 by frostillicus123 on 23 Mar, 2008 13:34
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hahaha
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#6 by wpruitt on 23 Mar, 2008 19:31
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Good one bro
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#7 by Mikekoz13 on 24 Mar, 2008 04:37
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Brought this joke out to the guys after Easter dinner yesterday..... They all roared!
Even the wife thought it was hilarious when I told it to her last week. -
#8 by jusbnme on 28 Mar, 2008 01:18
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Someone told me this one the other day. Great one bro.
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#9 by Cam on 28 Mar, 2008 22:00
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awesome.
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#10 by Mikekoz13 on 02 Apr, 2008 09:48
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Even the Preacher that was on my golf trip loved this joke.......
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#11 by buddha on 13 Apr, 2008 19:11
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That was great! I thought that was really funny. I read it to my wif
MY STUPID HUSBAND WILL WRITE MORE WHEN HE WAKES UP! DAMN BALD GUYS!