What an interesting thread.
Men with MPB are likely to have high testosterone -- and also hairy bodies. I say live with it, it's only hair.

I find it kind of kind of funny if a man who has embraced their baldness is fretting about something as silly as body hair. hmmmmm.......
Really a sign of our times I guess. All part of the commercialization and exploitation of human appearance and the norms of beauty. Fifty or sixty years ago men were mostly happy with themselves and their appearance. Fat, skinny, hairy, bald, whatever, men were men and they accepted it.
The current obsession with male appearance is a byproduct of the movement of consumerism and advertising from women to men. More evidence of this is the wealth of "men's magazines" that are all about health and fitness, what to wear, how to look, how to act, what's cool, who's cool, what to drive, what to buy, where to buy it, how much to buy. In effect, consumerist society decides our personal worth by how we look. Beauty products abound for men now.
This commercialization is really designed to create insecurities and worries in men just like it does in women. To be successful and accepted you have to look a certain way.
Men just didn't care about all that rubbish before. Today's man is pretty much being neutered. We're being turned into metrosexuals. In my practice I work with a lot of teenagers and the young men are having body image problems and issues just like girls. Obsessions with exercise, boys taking steroids, bulimia and eating disorders are all par for the course for male teens now.
Real men are hairy.... thats the way it is. Giving in to worrying about it, and removing it, is giving in to society's currently skewed views of human beauty and attractiveness.
There's my two bits.