I JUST FARTED!
We know... we can smell it!
sick bastards! that is why i love this place. we are all alike.
I used to work with this chick that I couldn't stand. One day I was talking with another guy right by the opening of her cube and as the conversation ended I let out a silent bud deadly right into her cube. I then walked away as the president of the company came up and started talking to her. I had to go outside because I was laughing so hard and didn't want to give myself up.
I used to work with this chick that I couldn't stand. One day I was talking with another guy right by the opening of her cube and as the conversation ended I let out a silent bud deadly right into her cube. I then walked away as the president of the company came up and started talking to her. I had to go outside because I was laughing so hard and didn't want to give myself up.
Tyler you're killing me with this thread..........
I used to work with this chick that I couldn't stand. One day I was talking with another guy right by the opening of her cube and as the conversation ended I let out a silent bud deadly right into her cube. I then walked away as the president of the company came up and started talking to her. I had to go outside because I was laughing so hard and didn't want to give myself up.
Tyler, that almost sounds like a timmj.....
Back when I did PC support, I was in this beautiful girl's cube to replace a monitor for her and as I reached across her desk to move this monstrous 20" monitor, (before flat screens), as soon as I began to lift... you guessed it, very loud and DEADLY!

It was bad enough that it happened in front of this beautiful girl, but to make things even worse, it looked like a prairie dog village with all the heads popping up from all the surrounding cubes!
For about a year I had a personal trainer at the gym. I was doing core holds, which is an ab exercise where you hold your body like you're doing a push up, but you are on your elbows. Well, you're supposed to hold it for about a minute though, I didn't quite make it that long. About 30 seconds into the exercise I let one rip. I just started busting up and couldn't stop laughing. I think the 10 people around us started laughing also.
Then my trainer also starts talking about how it happens all the time, but that I'm the first one to ever acknowledge that I farted. He said they all just pretend that it doesn't happen. I think I got a better ab workout from laughing.

This is a subject that could go on for ever! This guy at work, who I share a cube "room" with, has gone to the point of getting those plug in air fresheners due to my ability to "clear the air".
This whole subject is suppose to be a natural occurance that every human being experiences, but I think I've either taken it to a new level (Darwinian) or it's a precursor of things to come (rotting meat, etc.).
To make matters worse, I have very limited olfactory capability (I can't smell sh*t- literally) so I have to try to be sensitive enough and use a sixth sense and know when when I've created an invisible cloud that's about to gag a magot.
My wife has gone to the point of getting me a large candle to light up when I'm on the computer, so my creations don't take on a life of their own
Since this thread has me in the mood, that and last nights Mexican food... I think I'll go do a little "crop dusting"!