THINGS u say 2 your wifey or significant other (in a store)... - page 1 -

• THINGS u say 2 your wifey or significant other (in a store)... by warhawk on 27 Feb, 2008 03:44
• hello fellow chrome domes....just wondering... what R your last words or things U say 2 your wifey or significant other when U R in a store (target, walmart, sam's club, costco) just b4 U enter the store.
  
  i'll start:   "hey baby....if U R looking 4 me i'll be in the men's section or the shaving section".  so....how 'bout U?  do U say the same?  what's your story?  my wifey already knows that it is a given that i will B in the men's section and definitely the shaving section.  hey...i'm looking 4 deals, too.
  
  WARHAWK
• #1 by JDog on 27 Feb, 2008 04:06
• Great topic Mel.
  
  I am usually the same as you bro! Either in the shaving aisle or the clothing area. Sometimes DVD section too.
• #2 by schro on 27 Feb, 2008 04:17
• "You spent what?"
  
  Actually, the Lovely Mrs. Schro is a pretty smart shopper. There are a couple of stores she goes to for all our groceries (some are better deals for certain types of things than others).
• #3 by Mikekoz13 on 27 Feb, 2008 04:38
• Kohl's is my wife's favorite.
  
  i say this to her every time we go.......... "Honey, I don't want to be in here for two hours". to which she happily responds "OK".
  
  An hour and fifty nine minutes later she says, "OK, I'm done...... and in under two hours".
  
  Love is grand.........
• #4 by Timmay on 27 Feb, 2008 07:23
• " OK I will push the cart...you just lead"  or ...."well if you really think we need it...youre the one who is swiping the debit card at the register".  Or......Ok I will go find the kids....they are probably in the video game section or toys.  Then the kids will say at the register...can we get candy...then i say..."Its up to Mom"  then I quickly walk away and head for the "Crane Game"  lol
  
  Timmay
• #5 by PigPen on 27 Feb, 2008 08:45
• Usually it's "Hurry up, let's go home"
• #6 by Paul on 27 Feb, 2008 08:51
• Conversation starts BEFORE the store.  "I don't shop...have a great time."
• #7 by Marz on 27 Feb, 2008 11:24
• "I'll push" is usually what I say.
  
  I usually just push the cart and follow her around while she fills it. As we pass parts of the store I am interested in, I just stop and look around...
  
  She always finds me.
  
  Also an interesting point that I have noticed too many times is that if I end up in the womens clothing section waiting for her to get out of the dressing room or something there is always some nasty old lady looking at me like "You Perv!" like I am getting some fulfillment standing between 2 rounders of sportswear holding a purse.
• #8 by Timmay on 27 Feb, 2008 20:09
• We know what you are doing in the womens clothing section.....the dressing rooms are usually located near the bra's and undies! LOL
  
  
  Timmay
• #9 by Tyler on 27 Feb, 2008 23:12
• The Target right by our house has the shaving section right by the electronics.  She pretty much just asks, "you going to be in the usual location?" My response, "yep"
• #10 by Timmay on 28 Feb, 2008 07:33
• imagine this sceniro.....  In the electronics section...looking at big screens...Wife stands there quietly...she is ready to leave...im like standing there with my arms dropped to my side...head tilted upwards....mouth haning open....I turn to look at her....she turns and looks the other way with the reply of NO!  Im like...but...Jimmy down the street has one...everyone has one...please.....i continue to beg.  All I get is  NO!  She takes off...walking towards the checkout...im left kicking and screaming on the floor in the electronics section.  I then begin to holler....DONT EVER HIT ME AGAIN...IM CALLING THE ABUSE HOT LINE ON YOU!...she continues to walk towards the front of the store.  Im running....screaming I want my mommy.....I find her standing in check out line #3....She looks at me....You are going to get your ass beat when we get out to the car....i pout....but can I at least have a Reese Cup?  NO! Not after that little thing called Drama you did back there....you expect me to reward you with candy after that.  Young man.....you are grounded.....once we get home..straight to your room!  ENOUGH SAID, I dont want to hear anymore out ofyou for the rest of the day!...But But But...I SAID NOOOOO!
  
  mean ol Mrs Bateman
  can i trade her in for a weedeater.........lol
  
  Timmayy
• #11 by RodgerDodger on 28 Feb, 2008 08:00
• Quote from: TimmJ on 27 Feb, 2008 07:23

  " OK I will push the cart...you just lead"  Timmay
  

  She pushes the cart with the kids...I lead... her over to the junk food aisle.
  It's trouble enough to go shopping with the 4 kids. I don't need another.
  Referring to me. 
  
  
  
  Rodger, Over and Out 
  
  Hey BTW, this is my 100th post. Glad my kids are here to celebrate this momentous occasion.
• #12 by Timmay on 28 Feb, 2008 08:10
• You have four kids?  Wow....I though Three was a handful....Good looking family though...
  
  Timmayy
• #13 by RodgerDodger on 28 Feb, 2008 08:21
• Quote from: TimmJ on 28 Feb, 2008 08:10

  You have four kids?  Wow....I though Three was a handful....Good looking family though...
  
  Timmayy
  

  Thanx but...............
  Iz that all ya have to say about my momentous 100th post.
  
  No congratulations cake??? 
  
  
  
• #14 by Timmay on 28 Feb, 2008 08:26
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  HERE YA GO....EVERYONE MEETIN AT RODGERS HOUSE TONIGHT FOR CAKE AND BEER!