Hi,the first time i went out after shaving, people said i looked like robo cop due to i had a tanned face and a white head, i now say my bald head is a solar panel that drives a sex machine.

I absolutely know that there is no blade in that razor.

LOL....and the battle has begun! LOL......im pulling up my lawnchair and keg for this one!

Timmayyy!

Can you spare a poor fella' a few sips off that keg?

Here's one just for you Mike.

There is a song by a band named Little Village in 1992  (Ry Cooder (guitar, vocal), John Hiatt (guitar, piano, vocal), Nick Lowe (bass, vocal) and Jim Keltner (drums)) called Solar Sex Panel.

I'm goin' out and get me some sun
Gonna collect it baby
Then we can have a whole lot of fun
Gonna reflect it baby
That fossil fuel's got no renewal
You know it couldn't hold a candle
There ain't no spark in the dark
Can touch my solar - Solar sex panel

Got a fire up on top of my head
I'm a love regenerator
Why don't you get up off your tanning bed
I'm an ultra-violet Penetrator
Don't sweat and toil with no heating oil
'Cause Momma I'm hot to handle
Gonna turn you up, gonna burn you up
With my solar - Solar sex panel

Got a headache burnin' bad gasoline
Well, I'm gonna relieve it baby
My solar powered lovin' burns clean
And you're gonna receive it baby
And it's rude if it's crude
Better try my solar - Solar sex panel
Better try my - Come and get my
Solar sex panel
I'm gonna turn you up
I'm gonna burn you up
Better bet your ass I won't run outta gas

Hi, I should be excempt from that rule due to my age and that the sun does  not shine that much in England to fire me up.

Quote from: BaldRob on April 29, 2008, 10:00:48 AM

Attention all Sly Bald Guys... Attention all Sly Bald Guys...  we have a violation of Bald Man Law #10.  Further infractions will be dealt with swiftly and severly!

http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=175.msg11366#msg11366

Kick him out Rob!!!!!!!!!!!! The nerve!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't do that... unless he should happen to violate the Bald Man Laws again!