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solar panel by no1birdman on 24 Feb, 2008 11:08
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Hi,the first time i went out after shaving, people said i looked like robo cop due to i had a tanned face and a white head, i now say my bald head is a solar panel that drives a sex machine.
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#1 by SlickEric on 24 Feb, 2008 11:14
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Hi,the first time i went out after shaving, people said i looked like robo cop due to i had a tanned face and a white head, i now say my bald head is a solar panel that drives a sex machine.
You're NOT the first to say that. In fact that statement has been coined by one of our members, Waliguy.
He has it copyrighted.
Did you get his permission to use it?
That's OK. He's a generous dude. I'm certain he'll let you use it too. -
#2 by tomgallagher on 24 Feb, 2008 11:24
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I absolutely know that there is no blade in that razor.
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#3 by no1birdman on 24 Feb, 2008 11:28
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Hi, he must have pinched it from me 20 odd years ago, who is this guy stealing my thunder LOL.
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#4 by Timmay on 24 Feb, 2008 14:32
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LOL....and the battle has begun! LOL......im pulling up my lawnchair and keg for this one!
Timmayyy!
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#5 by Mikekoz13 on 24 Feb, 2008 17:00
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LOL....and the battle has begun! LOL......im pulling up my lawnchair and keg for this one!
Timmayyy!
Can you spare a poor fella' a few sips off that keg?
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#6 by RodgerDodger on 24 Feb, 2008 17:05
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Can you spare a poor fella' a few sips off that keg?
Here's one just for you Mike.
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#7 by Timmay on 24 Feb, 2008 18:08
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Im not stingy....sure but you gotta bring yoru own lounge chair.....cause this lap is already taken.......
Timmay!!!!!! -
#8 by Zeekev on 25 Feb, 2008 14:57
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There is a song by a band named Little Village in 1992 (Ry Cooder (guitar, vocal), John Hiatt (guitar, piano, vocal), Nick Lowe (bass, vocal) and Jim Keltner (drums)) called Solar Sex Panel.
I'm goin' out and get me some sun
Gonna collect it baby
Then we can have a whole lot of fun
Gonna reflect it baby
That fossil fuel's got no renewal
You know it couldn't hold a candle
There ain't no spark in the dark
Can touch my solar - Solar sex panel
Got a fire up on top of my head
I'm a love regenerator
Why don't you get up off your tanning bed
I'm an ultra-violet Penetrator
Don't sweat and toil with no heating oil
'Cause Momma I'm hot to handle
Gonna turn you up, gonna burn you up
With my solar - Solar sex panel
Got a headache burnin' bad gasoline
Well, I'm gonna relieve it baby
My solar powered lovin' burns clean
And you're gonna receive it baby
And it's rude if it's crude
Better try my solar - Solar sex panel
Better try my - Come and get my
Solar sex panel
I'm gonna turn you up
I'm gonna burn you up
Better bet your ass I won't run outta gas
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#9 by BaldRob on 29 Apr, 2008 10:00
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Attention all Sly Bald Guys... Attention all Sly Bald Guys... we have a violation of Bald Man Law #10. Further infractions will be dealt with swiftly and severly!
http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=175.msg11366#msg11366 -
#10 by no1birdman on 29 Apr, 2008 11:35
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Hi, I should be excempt from that rule due to my age and that the sun does not shine that much in England to fire me up.
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#11 by Mikekoz13 on 29 Apr, 2008 12:45
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Attention all Sly Bald Guys... Attention all Sly Bald Guys... we have a violation of Bald Man Law #10. Further infractions will be dealt with swiftly and severly!
http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=175.msg11366#msg11366
Kick him out Rob!!!!!!!!!!!! The nerve!!!!!!!!!!!! -
#12 by BaldRob on 29 Apr, 2008 16:14
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Attention all Sly Bald Guys... Attention all Sly Bald Guys... we have a violation of Bald Man Law #10. Further infractions will be dealt with swiftly and severly!
http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=175.msg11366#msg11366
Kick him out Rob!!!!!!!!!!!! The nerve!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wouldn't do that... unless he should happen to violate the Bald Man Laws again!