A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a
code" to indicate that they
wanted to have sex without letting their children in
on it. They decided on the word "typewriter."
One day the husband told his five year old daughter,
"Go tell your mommy that
daddy needs to type a letter."
The child told her mom what her dad said and her
mother responded, "Tell your
daddy that he can't type a letter right now because
there's a red ribbon in
the typewriter." The child went back to tell her
father what mommy had said.
A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell
daddy that he can type that
letter now." The child told her father, and then
returned to her mother and
announced, "Daddy said never mind with the
typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."

Good thing he had enough lead in his pencil then, paulie,
OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL