I waiting in line at the auto parts store when an older guy in front of my sister and I had a bald spot with hair from the front combed straight back over it. I asked my sister is a shaved head looks better than that. I got a yes through much laughter.
Did you get ANY response from the "flipper" ahead of you ? i guess the auto parts place would be the perfect place to get a wax job !
LOL...I would have whipped out a SlyGuy business card and say nothing...just walk on.. lol