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Find the Redneck in ya............ by Timmay on 29 Dec, 2007 21:51
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Hey...ya know..we are all human ..correct? Well most of you are....still questionable about myself...but anyways......we all have a little ...just a teeny weeny bit of Redneck in us....so what one thing was the most "redneck" that you have ever done?
I will have to say the biggest redneck thing I have ever done was prolly when we tied a plastic swimming pool to the back of a 4x4 and went sleding on teh country roads.....or the time we lined the back of the pick up wiht plastic, filled it full of water and drove around town, or when i tied battery powered christmas lights to my wifes van and put one of the big green christmas wreaths on teh front...or the time when I thought we could fit a whole bedroom suit into the back of my ford ranger and had a load on the back that stood about three times as high as my truck...mattress and all...and had to drive over 70 miles to get home with it....
...............oh crap...i think i am more redneck than i Thought...lol..... -
#1 by PBurke on 29 Dec, 2007 22:26
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tyler can't afford a server big enough to store all the crap i have done to prove i am a redneck. right pig pen?
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#2 by Tyler on 30 Dec, 2007 13:48
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tyler can't afford a server big enough to store all the crap i have done to prove i am a redneck. right pig pen?
damn right! -
#3 by Tyler on 30 Dec, 2007 13:55
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We used to kill our own Thanksgiving turkey. My dad's friend owned a little turkey farm, but didn't have the heart to kill the turkeys. He'd take orders from his friends and family for a Thanksgiving turkey and then give one to my dad if he came over and killed the turkeys for him. So, I'd go over with my dad to catch the Turkey so he could then decapitate it. I would then have to go pick up the Turkey after it ran around with it's head cut off.
That's just one example of many redneck things that I've done. -
#4 by PBurke on 30 Dec, 2007 13:59
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wow, i wouldn't even know where to start. ha ha
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#5 by Robmeister on 14 Jan, 2008 13:11
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I watched a 2-hour special on History Channel about the history of mountain folk.
It was called "Hillbillies: The Real Story"
Of course the birth of Nascar was in there. Basically moonshine runners testing there cars and skills on a track.
But I always thought the term "Redneck" came from working hard outdoors and getting sunburned on yer neck.
Not true. It comes from from a revolt of coal mine workers against the coal mining corporate machine. So they could recognize one another, the workers ALL wore red bandanas around their necks.
The corporate machine actually got the upper hand and killed quite a few "rednecks"--as they called them--before the leader of the workers called off the rebellion in fear he would lose good coal workers.
Very interesting show...made me wanna set up a still. -
#6 by Marz on 14 Jan, 2008 13:22
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Beer in one hand, gun in the other while wearing a wife beater.
Cleaning guns in the living room, while company is over.
DIY fireworks
learning Banjo
eating a whole roast chicken with my hands (while drinking).
using the term "It'l Ride" WAY to often... even when it is obvious it will not ride at all.
Falling down a bank while fishing and not dropping the pole or spilling an ounce of beer.
I can go on forever, my daddy is from 'bama so it musta rubbed off a bit. -
#7 by Timmay on 14 Jan, 2008 14:07
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When you wanna go fishin Marz???
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#8 by Marz on 14 Jan, 2008 14:19
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When you wanna go fishin Marz???
Soon as I get some more dynamite
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#9 by WannaBePadre on 14 Jan, 2008 15:59
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I learned how to play banjo about 15 years ago ... but I forgot how to play ... how dumb is that?
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#10 by Marz on 14 Jan, 2008 17:33
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15 years is a good chunk of change there Padre...
use it or loose it, ya know. -
#11 by PigPen on 14 Jan, 2008 17:40
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Wow, I wouldn't know where to start either. Catchin crawfish and shootin 'em outta the tailpipe of the pickup was fun. Gettin the dogs drunk, runnin around the house in nothin but boxers and a cowboy hat.....the list goes on and on kids.
My dad is from Oklahoma -
#12 by 440satellite on 14 Jan, 2008 19:30
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We northern folk can be a little red too, just don't have the drawl. I've got too many to list also, a few are the "you had to be there" type also.
- Towing a sit down jet ski around the yard with a 4 wheeler and over an old cadillac hood proped up on an empty beer keg to make a ramp in August.
- More cars not road worthy than are on the property
- Unloading a lawntractor from the back of the truck by backing across the yard real fast and slamming on the brakes with the gate down
- Enduro racing in a cornfield
- My absolute favorite is, holding a wedding reception for about 150 people in my garage with a champangne fountain filled with Orange Jubalee Mad Dog with clay pigeons for drink cups. Sadly can't get the image compressed enough to send to ya. -
#13 by champ007 on 14 Jan, 2008 22:08
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Um..........................................................yea!
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#14 by Marz on 15 Jan, 2008 09:41
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- Unloading a lawntractor from the back of the truck by backing across the yard real fast and slamming on the brakes with the gate down
'nuff said.... here's your sign.