Did you all hear about the Santa up in the Northeast taht was working at a mall and this lady came up to him on crutches and sat on his lap. While she was on his lap she kept groping Santa. Santa a 65 year old man was embarassed and he didnt know what to do, but instead of saying Ho Ho Ho or Ha Ha Ha...he was saying Tsk Tsk Tsk! They caught the lady in the mall and are in the process of filing sexual harassment charges against her. What has this world come to?
Santa must have been SLY underneath that red cap.
65 years old and he didn't know what to do?
I think she was looking for the North Pole!
COME ON GUYZ , YA GOTTA KNOW WHY HE COULDNT LET "THAT" HAPPEN ? Santa only gets to "come" ONCE a year ! if he DID let it happen , would that be "premature esantalation "?