I think ONE of the best restroom signs read (over the urinals) " dear patrons, please remember the same fingers that retrieve these butts, ALSO serve your ICE !" and at college was "pleaze no piss on cigarette butts, make VERY HARD RELITE"
good ones... I saw one that said "what are you looking up here for? the jokes in your hand"
Here is one I seen in a bar in Florida...
Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Local Hooters Restaurant has a sign that says "Used Beer Department"
i like the one at hooters that says "WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKING, THIS SIGN IS IN SPANISH."
Burke...you neer cease to amaze me. LOL