I think I heard from one person mark mcguire but I am not as big as him lol.
i get called by the typical nicknames: baldy, cue ball, mr. clean, kojak... the most original was "charlie brown".

WARHAWK
I get the "Mr. Clean" and "Slick Head" lol.....
Lay-Days tend to call me "sexy" and "hottie" lately. maybe it is like calling a fat guy tiny. who knows.
Many folks think I am a dead ringer for the character Bruce Willis played in Pulp Fiction, Butch Coolidge. I'm also called buzz & of course, Mr. Klean
Had a guy at the bar recently who wanted a drink call me "Curly"....
The way he said it didn't sit well with me....came off as disrespectful

...I took care of the friendlier patrons before I got around to his drink
YO CURLY GIVE ME A DRINK! yeah you did what I would have done too. I had a lady walk into my store and first thing out of her mouth was ..WELL YOU LOOK LIKE sh*t!
I just looked at her and said there's the door.
My wife came up with "Slick 51" and another friend calls me "Shrek" because he is bald and wear hawaiian shirts.....
...I took care of the friendlier patrons before I got around to his drink 
Then I went over and tore off his right arm. And before shoving it up his arse, I beat him about the head and face with it...
now I feel bad.....I'd shake his hand in apology...but I don't shake left-handed....and I'd have to bend him over to shake right handed....
dang...did I go too far?
hehe well it seems the plethoria of insults that my workmates can come up with is endless. I think they go homw and search the next for things to call me the next day at work.

one favorite seems to be Peter Garrett

hehe but anyone whos bald and a celeb I tend to cop .. Oh yeah I have been told I look like im 50 also

The truck driver told me that today, but I was teasing him and calling him a whimp for not being able to lift something heavy so..
Anyway he has the biggest beer gut and My revenge on him will be monday morning when he looks in his in tray and finds : A guide to being pregnant and a guide on choosing your babies name
I am still under the impression that its jealosy that I had the balls to shave my head.
Gotta love Peter Garrett. He has been sly since the early 80's
Yep, Jdog another sly pioneer. Also the drummer from The Firm w/ Jimmy Page.

Glen, I agree with you on the jealousy thing, they wish they had the guts (and cojones)to to do it and stand up like us, bald and proud with confidence showing.
Once you show them you are going to keep it sly, it should die down.
I haven't got any comments since goin sly but I've always been called the big show, because of my size.
Like everyone else here, I've been called "Mr. Clean". I get "Slick" a lot. One I got the other day was "Hey, Destro!"
Destro was the O G Slyguy
