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Offline Jdogs Better Half

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Re: SLY Halloween Costumes
« Reply #90 on: October 09, 2007, 05:17:21 PM »
man do I feel lucky to live so far away! phew!





Quote from: TimmJ on October 09, 2007, 05:08:06 PM
If you all see some freaked out ...weird...dont wanna answer your door type figure, knocking at your door.....Please be nice...cause it might be ME! :o
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Offline Timmay

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Re: SLY Halloween Costumes
« Reply #91 on: October 09, 2007, 05:23:41 PM »
NOBODY IS EVER TOO FAR AWAY!
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Re: SLY Halloween Costumes
« Reply #92 on: October 11, 2007, 02:31:00 PM »
Quote from: Jdogs Better Half on October 09, 2007, 05:17:21 PM
man do I feel lucky to live so far away! phew!





Quote from: TimmJ on October 09, 2007, 05:08:06 PM
If you all see some freaked out ...weird...dont wanna answer your door type figure, knocking at your door.....Please be nice...cause it might be ME! :o

yes you are, we are in the same state!!!  I'm within stalking distance of him  :o
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Re: SLY Halloween Costumes
« Reply #93 on: October 11, 2007, 03:23:31 PM »
Quote from: Bald_freak on October 11, 2007, 02:31:00 PM
Quote from: Jdogs Better Half on October 09, 2007, 05:17:21 PM
man do I feel lucky to live so far away! phew!





Quote from: TimmJ on October 09, 2007, 05:08:06 PM
If you all see some freaked out ...weird...dont wanna answer your door type figure, knocking at your door.....Please be nice...cause it might be ME! :o


yes you are, we are in the same state!!!  I'm within stalking distance of him  :o


Think its time to move Bald Freak!!
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Re: SLY Halloween Costumes
« Reply #94 on: October 11, 2007, 04:32:32 PM »
Quote from: Bald_freak on October 11, 2007, 02:31:00 PM
yes you are, we are in the same state!!!  I'm within stalking distance of him  :o
hey bald_freak.....just DON'T answer the door!!!

WARHAWK O0
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Re: SLY Halloween Costumes
« Reply #95 on: October 11, 2007, 05:05:04 PM »
If you dont answer I will be one of those annoying pest that come around and constantly ring your bell cause I can see you sitting there watching tv wiht your fingers in your ears to block out the nose of the bell ringing....so you might as well go ahead and open the dam door and give me my treats and I will be on my way to the next victims house.......Warhawk...your next!
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Re: SLY Halloween Costumes
« Reply #96 on: October 11, 2007, 08:18:17 PM »
Quote from: TimmJ on October 11, 2007, 05:05:04 PM
and I will be on my way to the next victims house.......Warhawk...your next!
#3l* #3l* #3l*

WARHAWK O0
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Re: SLY Halloween Costumes
« Reply #97 on: October 12, 2007, 04:36:46 PM »
Quote from: TimmJ on October 11, 2007, 05:05:04 PM
If you dont answer I will be one of those annoying pest that come around and constantly ring your bell cause I can see you sitting there watching tv wiht your fingers in your ears to block out the nose of the bell ringing....so you might as well go ahead and open the dam door and give me my treats and I will be on my way to the next victims house.......Warhawk...your next!

That reminds me of a little ditty off of Who's line is it anyway. it went something like this: "Oh halloween is my favorite holiday, when I answer the door all the parents run away, I don't need a mask to be the scariest in the land, I just open the door with my penis in my hand"

we found TimmJ a theme song!!!
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Re: SLY Halloween Costumes
« Reply #98 on: October 16, 2007, 12:09:00 AM »
Quote from: Bald_freak on October 12, 2007, 04:36:46 PM
Quote from: TimmJ on October 11, 2007, 05:05:04 PM
If you dont answer I will be one of those annoying pest that come around and constantly ring your bell cause I can see you sitting there watching tv wiht your fingers in your ears to block out the nose of the bell ringing....so you might as well go ahead and open the dam door and give me my treats and I will be on my way to the next victims house.......Warhawk...your next!

That reminds me of a little ditty off of Who's line is it anyway. it went something like this: "Oh halloween is my favorite holiday, when I answer the door all the parents run away, I don't need a mask to be the scariest in the land, I just open the door with my penis in my hand"

we found TimmJ a theme song!!!


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Re: SLY Halloween Costumes
« Reply #99 on: October 16, 2007, 07:01:53 AM »
My son is going as Howie Mandel and my daughter is going to be a case girl (with $100,000 Bars in the case). I offered to shave my son's head, but he declined.

I'm thinking about going as a Global Warming Alarmist Uncle Fester. Ya know, green robe and one of those cute little curly que light bulbs instead of an incandescent bulb.

I also thought about going as an Eight Ball...get black make up, paint my face, and have the Lovely Mrs. Schro paint a white circle with an "8" in it. Put on a nice suit and carry a billiard cue around. Good to go.
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Re: SLY Halloween Costumes
« Reply #100 on: October 16, 2007, 08:09:50 AM »
Quote from: Bald_freak on October 12, 2007, 04:36:46 PM
Quote from: TimmJ on October 11, 2007, 05:05:04 PM
If you dont answer I will be one of those annoying pest that come around and constantly ring your bell cause I can see you sitting there watching tv wiht your fingers in your ears to block out the nose of the bell ringing....so you might as well go ahead and open the dam door and give me my treats and I will be on my way to the next victims house.......Warhawk...your next!

That reminds me of a little ditty off of Who's line is it anyway. it went something like this: "Oh halloween is my favorite holiday, when I answer the door all the parents run away, I don't need a mask to be the scariest in the land, I just open the door with my penis in my hand"

we found TimmJ a theme song!!!

HA HA...youre too funny LOL...  Why do I set myself up for targets?  I had better watch it..deer season is just around the corner.  LOL
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Re: SLY Halloween Costumes
« Reply #101 on: October 16, 2007, 12:40:26 PM »
Halloween Costume

There's a man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note.

"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted hand-kerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate."

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:

"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head, you will really look the part."

Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head and he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads:

"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your butt and go as a caramel apple!"


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Re: SLY Halloween Costumes
« Reply #102 on: October 16, 2007, 12:45:02 PM »
TimmJ, that was friggin' hilarious!
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Re: SLY Halloween Costumes
« Reply #103 on: October 16, 2007, 03:56:03 PM »
Tim, that was funnY!
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Re: SLY Halloween Costumes
« Reply #104 on: October 16, 2007, 05:41:44 PM »
That was hilarious.  Your jokes are gettin better, bro! :*))
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