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#90 by Jdogs Better Half on 09 Oct, 2007 17:17
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man do I feel lucky to live so far away! phew!
If you all see some freaked out ...weird...dont wanna answer your door type figure, knocking at your door.....Please be nice...cause it might be ME!
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#91 by Timmay on 09 Oct, 2007 17:23
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NOBODY IS EVER TOO FAR AWAY!
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#92 by Bald_freak on 11 Oct, 2007 14:31
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man do I feel lucky to live so far away! phew!
If you all see some freaked out ...weird...dont wanna answer your door type figure, knocking at your door.....Please be nice...cause it might be ME!
yes you are, we are in the same state!!! I'm within stalking distance of him
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#93 by Jdogs Better Half on 11 Oct, 2007 15:23
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man do I feel lucky to live so far away! phew!
If you all see some freaked out ...weird...dont wanna answer your door type figure, knocking at your door.....Please be nice...cause it might be ME!
yes you are, we are in the same state!!! I'm within stalking distance of him
Think its time to move Bald Freak!! -
#94 by warhawk on 11 Oct, 2007 16:32
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yes you are, we are in the same state!!! I'm within stalking distance of him
hey bald_freak.....just DON'T answer the door!!!
WARHAWK
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#95 by Timmay on 11 Oct, 2007 17:05
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If you dont answer I will be one of those annoying pest that come around and constantly ring your bell cause I can see you sitting there watching tv wiht your fingers in your ears to block out the nose of the bell ringing....so you might as well go ahead and open the dam door and give me my treats and I will be on my way to the next victims house.......Warhawk...your next!
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#96 by warhawk on 11 Oct, 2007 20:18
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and I will be on my way to the next victims house.......Warhawk...your next!
WARHAWK
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#97 by Bald_freak on 12 Oct, 2007 16:36
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If you dont answer I will be one of those annoying pest that come around and constantly ring your bell cause I can see you sitting there watching tv wiht your fingers in your ears to block out the nose of the bell ringing....so you might as well go ahead and open the dam door and give me my treats and I will be on my way to the next victims house.......Warhawk...your next!
That reminds me of a little ditty off of Who's line is it anyway. it went something like this: "Oh halloween is my favorite holiday, when I answer the door all the parents run away, I don't need a mask to be the scariest in the land, I just open the door with my penis in my hand"
we found TimmJ a theme song!!! -
#98 by Tyler on 16 Oct, 2007 00:09
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If you dont answer I will be one of those annoying pest that come around and constantly ring your bell cause I can see you sitting there watching tv wiht your fingers in your ears to block out the nose of the bell ringing....so you might as well go ahead and open the dam door and give me my treats and I will be on my way to the next victims house.......Warhawk...your next!
That reminds me of a little ditty off of Who's line is it anyway. it went something like this: "Oh halloween is my favorite holiday, when I answer the door all the parents run away, I don't need a mask to be the scariest in the land, I just open the door with my penis in my hand"
we found TimmJ a theme song!!!
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#99 by schro on 16 Oct, 2007 07:01
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My son is going as Howie Mandel and my daughter is going to be a case girl (with $100,000 Bars in the case). I offered to shave my son's head, but he declined.
I'm thinking about going as a Global Warming Alarmist Uncle Fester. Ya know, green robe and one of those cute little curly que light bulbs instead of an incandescent bulb.
I also thought about going as an Eight Ball...get black make up, paint my face, and have the Lovely Mrs. Schro paint a white circle with an "8" in it. Put on a nice suit and carry a billiard cue around. Good to go. -
#100 by Timmay on 16 Oct, 2007 08:09
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If you dont answer I will be one of those annoying pest that come around and constantly ring your bell cause I can see you sitting there watching tv wiht your fingers in your ears to block out the nose of the bell ringing....so you might as well go ahead and open the dam door and give me my treats and I will be on my way to the next victims house.......Warhawk...your next!
That reminds me of a little ditty off of Who's line is it anyway. it went something like this: "Oh halloween is my favorite holiday, when I answer the door all the parents run away, I don't need a mask to be the scariest in the land, I just open the door with my penis in my hand"
we found TimmJ a theme song!!!
HA HA...youre too funny LOL... Why do I set myself up for targets? I had better watch it..deer season is just around the corner. LOL -
#101 by Timmay on 16 Oct, 2007 12:40
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Halloween Costume
There's a man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note.
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted hand-kerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate."
The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head, you will really look the part."
Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head and he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads:
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your butt and go as a caramel apple!"
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#102 by -Doug- on 16 Oct, 2007 12:45
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TimmJ, that was friggin' hilarious!
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#103 by Tyler on 16 Oct, 2007 15:56
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Tim, that was funnY!
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#104 by SLYinKC on 16 Oct, 2007 17:41
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That was hilarious. Your jokes are gettin better, bro!
