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Offline schro

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Wal Mart Greeter....I like this guy
« on: September 03, 2007, 09:38:12 PM »
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.  Nice children you have there.  Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7.  Why the hell would you think they're twins?  Are you blind, or just stupid?"


"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter.  "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
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Re: Wal Mart Greeter....I like this guy
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2007, 09:51:37 PM »
 :*))Good one Schro! :*))
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Re: Wal Mart Greeter....I like this guy
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2007, 10:01:15 PM »
Good one, Bro
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Re: Wal Mart Greeter....I like this guy
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2007, 10:11:02 PM »
nice!   :*))
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Re: Wal Mart Greeter....I like this guy
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2007, 10:35:40 PM »
 :*)) :*)) :*))

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Re: Wal Mart Greeter....I like this guy
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2007, 11:47:19 PM »
That's just plain AWESOME!   :*))
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Re: Wal Mart Greeter....I like this guy
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2007, 04:28:02 AM »
That was great schro :*)) :*))
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Re: Wal Mart Greeter....I like this guy
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2007, 04:41:56 AM »
That one was to funny..
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Re: Wal Mart Greeter....I like this guy
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2007, 07:47:58 AM »
Now THAT was FUNNY!   :*))
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Re: Wal Mart Greeter....I like this guy
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2007, 08:08:27 AM »
I have heard that one before but everytime  I hear it ..i try to get a visual of the lady's face....LOL....Good one....but not one I would actually say to ones face...even though I would love to at times.
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Re: Wal Mart Greeter....I like this guy
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2007, 10:29:05 AM »
I picture this woman at work, she's a very very big lady, and every time i see her at a store she's on the courteous karts large store provide for their customers to help them get around. And she's always screaming and I mean SCREAMING at her children, the miserable lives them poor kids must live.

so yes i picture her getting that treatment
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Re: Wal Mart Greeter....I like this guy
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2007, 02:57:33 PM »
Truly a classic Schro  ;D :*))
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Re: Wal Mart Greeter....I like this guy
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2007, 07:30:20 PM »
 ;D :*)) LMAO :*)) ;D
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Re: Wal Mart Greeter....I like this guy
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2007, 02:31:53 PM »
I think I work with that woman!!! The truckers all nick named her "hatchet face", some even say it to her.
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Re: Wal Mart Greeter....I like this guy
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2007, 02:40:01 PM »
Funny, Schro. :*))
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