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Wal Mart Greeter....I like this guy by schro on 03 Sep, 2007 21:38
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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart." -
#1 by Medic aka Rocko on 03 Sep, 2007 21:51
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:*))Good one Schro!
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#2 by wpruitt on 03 Sep, 2007 22:01
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Good one, Bro
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#3 by xnewyawka on 03 Sep, 2007 22:11
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nice!
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#4 by warhawk on 03 Sep, 2007 22:35
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WARHAWK
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#5 by Tyler on 03 Sep, 2007 23:47
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That's just plain AWESOME!
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#6 by Paul on 04 Sep, 2007 04:28
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That was great schro
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#7 by danyroo on 04 Sep, 2007 04:41
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That one was to funny..
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#8 by sifudave on 04 Sep, 2007 07:47
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Now THAT was FUNNY!
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#9 by Timmay on 04 Sep, 2007 08:08
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I have heard that one before but everytime I hear it ..i try to get a visual of the lady's face....LOL....Good one....but not one I would actually say to ones face...even though I would love to at times.
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#10 by frostillicus123 on 04 Sep, 2007 10:29
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I picture this woman at work, she's a very very big lady, and every time i see her at a store she's on the courteous karts large store provide for their customers to help them get around. And she's always screaming and I mean SCREAMING at her children, the miserable lives them poor kids must live.
so yes i picture her getting that treatment -
#11 by Scott on 11 Sep, 2007 14:57
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Truly a classic Schro
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#12 by KALBO on 22 Sep, 2007 19:30
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LMAO
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#13 by Bald_freak on 30 Sep, 2007 14:31
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I think I work with that woman!!! The truckers all nick named her "hatchet face", some even say it to her.
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#14 by SLYinKC on 30 Sep, 2007 14:40
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Funny, Schro.