"well, I'm bald"
lol...not very profound huh?
What a relief. I love it.....

I am with Sooner Steve: my first thought was: I'll never have hair again. I knew, even before my emotions adjusted, that I had found the right image for the rest of my life. When I could not shave, because of an accident and gash early in the summer, I was utterly miserable. If SBG had existed and the culture had been different, I'd have shaved my head twenty years ago. Professor Melon
"Who wants to touch me? I SAID WHO WANTS TO F-ING TOUCH ME?!?!"
South Park moment...
I'm pretty sure mine was something like "damn, I look better already."
Cy, I love South Park - thought yours was memorable
I'm pretty sure mine was something like "damn, I look better already."
Cy, I love South Park - thought yours was memorable 
I shaved the shag off right before work, so my co-workers all gave me a hard time about it (Back in 2001 when it wasn't as common as now).
Basically went from Bruce Lee to Buddha.
What the heck did I just do?

J/K Can't really remember but I am sure it had to be words of relief.
i just rubbed it and said cool my family is going to freak
"YIKES!!!!!!!!! I look like Mr. Potato Head!!!!!"

Then, "Hmmmm. How can that be? I'm a melon head."

Then I grinned for the rest of the day. The pillow felt funny that night. My head was numb & tingly. And after 5+ weeks, there's no looking back.
MLNHD
nice, i am bald, is amazing!!!
Great posts everyone!
I believe my first words were "Damn did I just shave my head bald with a razor??!!"
9 months later and it still gives me a high every time I do it!
Damn, that was a long time ago!
I seem to remember something like..."sh!T, how "f-in" cool...I'm friggin BALD!"
Like Jdog...I STILL dig making myself a bald guy with every shave!