Fall-Down Drunk

• Fall-Down Drunk by frostillicus123 on 29 Aug, 2007 13:26
• A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
  "Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
  
  He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
  
  "Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
  
  The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
  
  "You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
  
  "Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"
  
  "You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
  
• #1 by Chico D on 29 Aug, 2007 13:52
• HAHAHAH thats a good one....saw that one on Maxim or FHM or something, but its a good one
• #2 by Tyler on 29 Aug, 2007 14:31
• Frosty, you're on a roll!
• #3 by frostillicus123 on 29 Aug, 2007 15:12
• about damn time i start getting recognized for my comedic skills.
• #4 by Paul on 29 Aug, 2007 18:54
• OOOOOOKKKKKKKKKK Frosty.  Good One
• #5 by warhawk on 29 Aug, 2007 19:18
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  WARHAWK
• #6 by OzPete on 29 Aug, 2007 22:51
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• #7 by shyslyguy on 30 Aug, 2007 01:49
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  Best one yet frostillicus!  I love the first line : "A man who's level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd" ... classic! 
• #8 by JDog on 30 Aug, 2007 01:53
• Quote from: frostillicus123 on 29 Aug, 2007 15:12

  about damn time i start getting recognized for my comedic skills.
  

  
  Bro I've been givin you props for your comedic intuitivness for ages.