Well the polygraph examiner said I did well.
It doesn't really
feel like a success because yer tellin' them all kinds of sh** you'd rather they didn't know and you wished you didn't have to drag out of the skeleton closet......like a 3-hour strip search.
So I'm taking his word for it and saying, "Success"

Next step, if all goes well, will be a conditional offer of employment, "conditioned" on favorable results on the Psych test and physical examination.
Jefferson County Sheriff's Dept -
Application Screening- PASSED Written Test - PASSED Oral Interview Board - PASSED Physical Fitness Test - PASSED Polygraph - did "well" according to the examiner (report still pending)
Psychological Test - Pending conditional offer of employment
Physical Examination - Pending conditional offer of employment
Background Investigation - awaiting introduction to my investigator
The poly examiner DID say, as he was walking me out, to keep runnin' and workin' out to get ready for the academy

Another cool thing he said was to start savin' up to purchase my Glock for the academy: