limericks

• limericks by PBurke on 05 Jul, 2007 12:32
• There once was a man named Jewell,
  who had red spots on his tool.
  He went to the doc, said "what's up with my cock?"
  he said "wash off the lipstick, you fool."
• #1 by danyroo on 05 Jul, 2007 12:41
•   Good one
• #2 by warhawk on 05 Jul, 2007 22:26
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  WARHAWK
• #3 by Scott on 07 Jul, 2007 22:07
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• #4 by Sgt. Pate on 07 Jul, 2007 22:16
• Oaky Paul... this is for you!   
  
  There was a young man from Trent,
  who's tool was so long that it bent!
  And in times of trouble,
  he'd fold the thing double,
  so instead of coming he went!