Paul, I read in World News that the aliens landed there and took over the upper pennisula. So don't fret, you will be a god!
if they don't like the slyness, bust 'em in da mout. j/k be yourself brother. you are one cool ass sly guy.
Time to start a new trend up in the UP

Especially after all their ladies start chasing you, they'll all go sly too. Or they will start chasing you too.
Paul...You have to lead by example bro! Which I know you will!!!!
They will see the baldness and go WOW!!!!!
i want to be Sly!!1
Just whip up a batch of Schrotinis.
After that, who cares WTF you look like?
I only care that I look and feel sly, schro. Just the reactions I was a little apprehensive about. But, I've been here for about 5 hours now, seen a few family and a few friends, and to quote Gomer "Surprise, Surprise" no one has even said a word about the totally sly look. Always had really short even clipper shaved style but no one seems to thinks anything about (or I'm am SOOOOOOOOOOOO intimidating no one wants to say

)Still need to see a lady friend tomorrow and my niece but apparrently that old sly confidence just is overwhemlimg. Thanks for the support though everyone.
Well, i guess it's time to really PROVE you love the 'sly"...if there are no other brothers out there that can be your support...it's all up to you to show the dudes what it's like to be rockin' such a cool look!
Now you know how the "bald" pioneers felt...ie, Telly Savalas, Yul Brenner...and that was in a time when NO ONE rocked the sly....
Go live large our bald friend!

P.S. let us know if some mullet dudes try to glue some hair on the back of your head or somethin' like that...we'll send out the sly pose' to clean those guys up!
As we've always maintained, it's all about attitude & confidence.
As we've always maintained, it's all about attitude & confidence.
NO S&!T. Well I will continue to pioneer the sly look here, though my one buddy took off his ball cap today and I gotta tell ya there is not much left....gonna be workin' on him for sure

And oh yeah Tyler, will be sending you the bill for the internet service I just had hooked up here j/k Thanks for the addiction
Hey, Paul.
I know how you feel. I always feel nervous when I run into people I haven't seen for a long time, who've never seen me sly. By now I've been sly long enough that it doesn't happen very much anymore, but every once in a while it does still happen.
I was at a barbecue over Memorial Day weekend and was the only sly guy there. Somehow the conversation turned to the topic of hair and haircuts and I had that "uh-oh" feeling because I knew it was only a matter of time before the conversation turned to my lack of hair. And eventually it did. I got the how often do you shave, how do you shave, etc. questions. I still feel a little minor discomfort about it. I don't know why. I guess I just don't like talking about it with non-sly people. Kind of like, "It's a sly thing; you wouldn't understand!!" Know what I mean??
I always get asked how long have I been shaving my head and if I'm a blade or electric man. It's amazing over the years the numbr of married women that have come up and told me they want their husbands to go slick but the husband won't shave his head.
Don't fret bro. Just be your true sly bad a$$ self and everything will be just fine. Good luck with the ladies while you're up there and have a safe trip.
Hey, Paul.
I know how you feel. I always feel nervous when I run into people I haven't seen for a long time, who've never seen me sly. By now I've been sly long enough that it doesn't happen very much anymore, but every once in a while it does still happen.
I was at a barbecue over Memorial Day weekend and was the only sly guy there. Somehow the conversation turned to the topic of hair and haircuts and I had that "uh-oh" feeling because I knew it was only a matter of time before the conversation turned to my lack of hair. And eventually it did. I got the how often do you shave, how do you shave, etc. questions. I still feel a little minor discomfort about it. I don't know why. I guess I just don't like talking about it with non-sly people. Kind of like, "It's a sly thing; you wouldn't understand!!" Know what I mean??

RazorX,
I know what you mean. I was out last night and ran into a friend, who practically shouted at me in a restaurant, holy s**t, why the hell did you shave your head. Made me feel self conscious but then this hottie came by the table and told me "don't worry about her, I think you look hot bald" and this gorgeous woman was a stranger!
Wooohooo!!! Did you get a head rub?
Hey, Paul.
I know how you feel. I always feel nervous when I run into people I haven't seen for a long time, who've never seen me sly. By now I've been sly long enough that it doesn't happen very much anymore, but every once in a while it does still happen.
I was at a barbecue over Memorial Day weekend and was the only sly guy there. Somehow the conversation turned to the topic of hair and haircuts and I had that "uh-oh" feeling because I knew it was only a matter of time before the conversation turned to my lack of hair. And eventually it did. I got the how often do you shave, how do you shave, etc. questions. I still feel a little minor discomfort about it. I don't know why. I guess I just don't like talking about it with non-sly people. Kind of like, "It's a sly thing; you wouldn't understand!!" Know what I mean??

RazorX,
I know what you mean. I was out last night and ran into a friend, who practically shouted at me in a restaurant, holy s**t, why the hell did you shave your head. Made me feel self conscious but then this hottie came by the table and told me "don't worry about her, I think you look hot bald" and this gorgeous woman was a stranger!