Insulting Name(s) for NFL Team(s) that you don't like

• Insulting Name(s) for NFL Team(s) that you don't like by Sir Harry on 22 Aug, 2012 10:55
• Hey, SBG's...With the NFL season starting two weeks from today, we have seen what NFL teams we like to root for....but I, like many NFL fans, have (a) team(s) that we despise so badly, that we don't even call them by their proper names....at the plant where I work, it's almost hard to find two people who are fans of the same team....weird that we are within 50 miles of an NFL team....That said, more often than not people tend to hurl insults at division rivals. So to be fair, I'm going to do one insulting name for all 32 teams....some are some that you heard before, some I just made up.....here goes:
  
  AFC East: Buffalo Jills, Cryami Dolphins, New England Patsies, New York Jests
  
  AFC North: Baltimore Crows, Cincinnati Bungles, Cleveland Clowns, Pittsburgh Squealers*
  
  AFC South: Houston Hexans, Indianapolis Dolts, Jacksonville Hags, Tennessee Titanics
  
  AFC West: Denver Nags, Kansas City Chefs*, Jokeland Faders, Sandy Eggo Charge-hers
  
  NFC East: Dallas Cowgirls*, New York Midgets, Filthadelphia Beagles, Washington Deadskins
  
  NFC North: Chicago Teddy Bears*, Detroit Liedowns, Green Bay Crackers(after the 15-1 meltdown), Minnesota Crykings
  
  NFC South: Aintlanta Failcons, Carolina Panties, New Orleans Taints, Tampa Bay Suckaneers*
  
  NFC West: Arizona Retardinals, St. Louis Ma'ams, San Francisco forty-whiners, Seattle Shehawks
  
  *-I had a more repulsive name for these teams, but I wanted to keep it clean for fear of thread deletion
  
  
  Hope I don't lose too many friends over this, but I just wanted to get some smack talk going before the NFL season kicks off....that said, what NFL team(s) you don't like....and what insulting name do you call them?
• #1 by baldOUfan on 22 Aug, 2012 11:02
• Dallas has sucked for years they are the Cry Boys or Cow Girls, I have a very strong dislike of Jerry. Sadly I don't hate em but they seem to blow the lead in the 4th. sigh I love me the Rams tho since Sam Bradford is QB lol.
• #2 by D.A.L.U.I. on 22 Aug, 2012 11:39
• I think the "Dirty Birds" is what I hear most often about Atlanta.  Here in NO, before Drew, and in the days of the "bag heads" the Saints easily morphed into the "Ain'ts".  My cousin from Minneapolis freely calls the team the "Viqueens"!  But, it's part of the fun--as long as everyone remembers it's only a game, a very expensive game, but still just a game. 
• #3 by tomgallagher on 22 Aug, 2012 12:08
• I remember the era of the "Ain'ts" with the brown bags over their heads. That was cruel.
• #4 by Slynito on 22 Aug, 2012 12:46
• Harry, you are sharper than an old maid’ s tongue today. Did you stay up all night with this? Why would you loose any friends or anyone be offended? (#^@%*&!!!)
  
  Good post, Harry and very funny...I like, New Orleans Ain'ts, ha, ha, ha.
  
   
• #5 by justtom on 22 Aug, 2012 15:14
• The Filthy seagulls is what this Cowboy calls the eagles =)
• #6 by buddha on 22 Aug, 2012 23:43
• My 2 favorite teams are the Chicago Bears and whoever's playin' the Dallas CowPIES!
• #7 by Sir Harry on 23 Aug, 2012 01:32
• Well, as long as the Atlanta Failcons exist, the Dallas Plowgirls will always be my second-most hated team....I feel sorry for the Eagles, Chargers and Bills....it must really suck to be the only team in your division to have not won a Super Bowl.
• #8 by Hingatao on 23 Aug, 2012 14:27
• When I was in high school calling someone a "9er" was the same as calling them a loser. The hers haven't had a decent team since Jerry Rice and Joe Montana left. I'm not really a football fan, though, so I guess it doesn't matter.