Well gents just the other day i was inocently watching the South Park when i first saw "the Long John Cat "
and now I can't stop thinking about it -I am talking garbage wright

, but wait there is more i have an american short haired Calico cat and sometime she is acting weird- for example when i am lying on my couch on my back she often do the same thing and lay on her back -sleeping (weird for a cat to sleep on her back i think...) on the carpet if i turn my self on the side she will do the same thing is she is impersonating me

and there is more i kid you not she can verbalize her self on the human fashion -she can speak there are several words that i can(and everyone else) understand since she is food motivated - when she is hungry she often search for my grandmother (since she is the one who feeds her most frequently ) and all the way through the house she is making sounds that sounds like Ba-Ko(baka -our word for the grandmother),when she is trying to found for my mom she is saying Ma-Ma and for some unknown reason she calls me Bow-Waw

(although my name is Milan

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This topic should be named UPF sorry i would change that but i can't(administrator help please

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it is still early in the morning here so i make more mistakes than usually sorry !
I am deeply troubled man 
Aren't we all... That is some pretty crazy pet behaviour though. It does seem as though she is impersonating you guys though!
Even though I think you may be a little crazy

... I changed it for you!
Alright guys this is my finding about Don Piano (Taken from Urban dictionary ):
Don Piano:a person ,during temporary lapse of consciousness ,self control or bodily function may be referred as"Don Piano".Often taken as a higher state of being.This side effects may include :spontaneous nakedness,caterwaling,wild flying of limbs constipation of brain function and whole lotta dance