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Bald Man Laws
by
Tyler
on 11 Oct, 2006 17:37
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I saw the Miller commercial the other day and it made me think that we needed our own Bald Man Laws. I've come up with a few...but feel free to reply with your own.
Bald is better than combovers!
No man shall ever use the "combover" to cover up their bald head.
Should a bald man see another bald man with a combover, he has a right to shave the combover off.
If any bald man sees another bald man getting a sunburned dome, they should offer up sunscreen if they have some.
The only hair that should be allowed to grow on the scalp is hair that originated on the same scalp.
The only items that should be allowed to cover a bald man's head are a hat or cap, a do-rag, or a hood from a jacket or sweatshirt; hairpieces (rugs) are not permitted.
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#1
by
Yeti
on 11 Oct, 2006 17:57
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lol I like where this is going and second these laws! hehe
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#2
by
BaldRob
on 11 Oct, 2006 18:08
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Always accept the "head rub" from any woman, even if she's attractively-challenged
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#3
by
Yeti
on 11 Oct, 2006 18:10
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lol agreed, BaldRob!
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#4
by
baldvinny
on 11 Oct, 2006 20:40
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always carry a bandanna or "sweat rag" as i like to call 'em
never be without a skull cap in the winter
and the addendum to the females touching your head....its acceptable as long as their fingers are not as cold as ice cubes
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#5
by
marshd1000
on 11 Oct, 2006 23:38
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Shaved headed men (BBC or balding) must offer responses to questions about their shaved head. They must offer responses encouraging balding men to shave off their fringe or thinning hair and letting them know the freedom to have a totally naked noggin.
Also if another shaved headed man see you and offers the response, "Nice Haircut", you are to respond pleasantly back and say, "I like yours too!".
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#6
by
baldvinny
on 12 Oct, 2006 07:08
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Also if another shaved headed man see you and offers the response, "Nice Haircut", you are to respond pleasantly back and say, "I like yours too!".
i prefer the "hey, we have the same barber!"
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#7
by
lostnfound21
on 12 Oct, 2006 11:12
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and the addendum to the females touching your head....its acceptable as long as their fingers are not as cold as ice cubes
Actually, sometimes it's okay that they have cold fingers!
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#8
by
Medic aka Rocko
on 13 Oct, 2006 14:05
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and the addendum to the females touching your head....its acceptable as long as their fingers are not as cold as ice cubes
Actually, sometimes it's okay that they have cold fingers!
I love the cold on my bald melon!
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#9
by
Tyler
on 13 Oct, 2006 14:12
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I love the cold on my bald melon!
Yeah, especially on a hot day or after working out...
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#10
by
Tyler
on 13 Oct, 2006 14:31
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No bald man should ever say or wear apparel that say things like "I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered, sex machine."
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#11
by
Yeti
on 14 Oct, 2006 03:01
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lol Bald el natural and quite proud...
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#12
by
lostnfound21
on 14 Oct, 2006 06:08
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No bald man should ever say or wear apparel that say things like "I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered, sex machine."
I just spit orange juice all over my desk. That's hilarious. If I ever wore a shirt like that I would have to kick my own ass.
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#13
by
BaldRob
on 14 Oct, 2006 07:57
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No bald man should ever say or wear apparel that say things like "I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered, sex machine."
I just spit orange juice all over my desk. That's hilarious. If I ever wore a shirt like that I would have to kick my own ass.
Ditto!!!!!
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#14
by
baldvinny
on 14 Oct, 2006 09:41
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so i may have stolen my nickname from bald rob....but lostnfound TOTALLY stole his picture idea from ME!