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The Good Sams... by Slynito on 21 Dec, 2011 08:56
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My friends and I see a guy in a bar and he is about as drunk as it's possible to get.
We decide to be good Samaritans and take him home. First we stand him up so we can get to his wallet to find out where he lives, but he keeps falling down.
He falls down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud.
After we get to his house, he falls down another four times getting him to the door.
His wife comes to the door, and I say, " Your husband had a little too much tonight so we brought him home."
The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair? -
#1 by Sir Harry on 21 Dec, 2011 09:04
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#2 by Paul the Headblader on 21 Dec, 2011 11:21
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OMG, so owned!
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#3 by -Doug- on 21 Dec, 2011 12:01
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#4 by Slyfive on 21 Dec, 2011 14:57
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Good one I suppose one could fashion some additions to the joke so as to be able to use the phrase 'paralytic paraplegic'.
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#5 by Slynito on 21 Dec, 2011 15:20
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That's a good juan, Señior Cinco.....I laughed, I snorted and I dang near coughed up a lung.
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#6 by Itall on 21 Dec, 2011 19:09
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That's a great joke.
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#7 by Slyfive on 21 Dec, 2011 19:43
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That's a good juan, Señior Cinco.....I laughed, I snorted and I dang near coughed up a lung.
I do try! But your jokes are always pretty slyNEATO...
ok that was awful, it sounded better before I typed it, but I have to post it for posterity now. -
#8 by Slynito on 21 Dec, 2011 20:18
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Imma sittin' here on my posterity enjoyin' all the punz.
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#9 by Arnie on 23 Dec, 2011 23:10
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