Hey sly brothers.
I thought of starting a topic where we can share the rules we follow during the shave time, during the life of beind bald.
Since I came up with the idea, I'd like to say some rules I like to follow:
1: For the first shave, visit a barber. it'll be way more easier.
2: Never shave right after you woke up. wait like 15 mins so you can be really able to do it. we'd like to avoid cuts.
3: Watch for the walls. There's no hair to say "dude, you'll hit the roof"
4: Take it slow. Never think you can really own the blade, a minor move can really blow things off.
Please feel free to reply here with some rules you follow, rules you thing might come in handy.
And, Tyler, if you think this topic is important, feel free to make it sticky.

Don't shave, eat some bacon, and then touch your head... Just don't do it, that stuff is greasy.

Never use a dull razor, it is a bad thing

Never ride a unicycle while shaving. 

Don't get drunk with friends and let them shave your head. The room'll look like a crime scene.

arnie, got to be the face first

Another new rule; If a member of the opposite sex asks to shave you, make sure they know what they're doing first