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Offline Paul the Headblader

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Being Bald => [ rules]
« on: December 21, 2011, 03:31:49 AM »
Hey sly brothers.
I thought of starting a topic where we can share the rules we follow during the shave time, during the life of beind bald.
Since I came up with the idea, I'd like to say some rules I like to follow:
1: For the first shave, visit a barber. it'll be way more easier.
2: Never shave right after you woke up. wait like 15 mins so you can be really able to do it. we'd like to avoid cuts.
3: Watch for the walls. There's no hair to say "dude, you'll hit the roof"
4: Take it slow. Never think you can really own the blade, a minor move can really blow things off.
Please feel free to reply here with some rules you follow, rules you thing might come in handy.
And, Tyler, if you think this topic is important, feel free to make it sticky.
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Re: Being Bald => [ rules]
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2011, 08:32:32 AM »
Those are all excellent rules, iRock.  O0
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Offline Slyfive

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Re: Being Bald => [ rules]
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2011, 03:17:43 PM »
Don't shave, eat some bacon, and then touch your head... Just don't do it, that stuff is greasy.
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Re: Being Bald => [ rules]
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2011, 11:57:52 PM »
Quote from: Slyfive on December 21, 2011, 03:17:43 PM
Don't shave, eat some bacon, and then touch your head... Just don't do it, that stuff is greasy.
this is ... .LOL :D
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Offline ElecEngineer

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Re: Being Bald => [ rules]
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2011, 11:57:35 AM »
Never use a dull razor, it is a bad thing
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Re: Being Bald => [ rules]
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2011, 06:53:10 PM »
All good rules do far.
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Re: Being Bald => [ rules]
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2011, 04:23:14 AM »
Never ride a unicycle while shaving.  :/O
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Offline Slyfive

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Re: Being Bald => [ rules]
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2011, 04:32:25 AM »
Quote from: theebaldguy on December 23, 2011, 04:23:14 AM
Never ride a unicycle while shaving.  :/O

So that's what I was doing wrong!
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Offline KDusk

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Re: Being Bald => [ rules]
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2011, 02:40:47 PM »
Don't get drunk with friends and let them shave your head. The room'll look like a crime scene.
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Re: Being Bald => [ rules]
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2011, 11:22:03 PM »
If you have to make a choice to shave your dome or face...dome first!!!
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Offline gardner179

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Re: Being Bald => [ rules]
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2011, 02:04:06 PM »
arnie, got to be the face first :@` :@`
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Offline Paul the Headblader

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Re: Being Bald => [ rules]
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2011, 06:24:57 AM »
new rule: don't shave immediately after you worked for 48 hours with only 3 hours sleep break, lol
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Offline ElecEngineer

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Re: Being Bald => [ rules]
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2011, 09:08:45 AM »
Another new rule; If a member of the opposite sex asks to shave you, make sure they know what they're doing first
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