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Offline frostillicus123

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« on: April 19, 2007, 03:03:30 AM »
A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.
Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"

Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."

Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"

Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."

Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?"

Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."
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Re: Condoms
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2007, 03:05:34 AM »
 :*)) :*)) :*))
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Re: Condoms
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2007, 07:00:17 AM »
 :*)) :*))
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Re: Condoms
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2007, 07:50:11 AM »
I started laughing  ;D at that but then realized  :-\ how true it is and now I'm crying uncontrollably.  :'(
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Re: Condoms
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2007, 08:03:59 AM »
Quote from: Lance on April 19, 2007, 07:50:11 AM
I started laughing  ;D at that but then realized  :-\ how true it is and now I'm crying uncontrollably.  :'(

My heart goes out to ya bro. I know how ya feel..........

Tyler is still in the honeymoon phase, he has yet to feel the pain....lol
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Re: Condoms
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2007, 08:33:58 AM »
Ain't it the truth.... :*))
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Re: Condoms
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2007, 10:22:18 AM »
Ha Ha Ha  :*))
then
Waaah Waaah Waaah  :'(
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Re: Condoms
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2007, 02:37:50 PM »
I'm not even married and I don't think we'd use 12 a year it's so brutal.
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Re: Condoms
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2007, 05:14:01 AM »
 :*)) :*)) :*))
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Re: Condoms
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2007, 03:22:20 PM »
I don't get it.....oh....that's right, I'm not married  :*)) :*)) :*))    :P
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