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I don't have any enemies by bmwgsa on 16 Apr, 2007 11:45
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Toward the end of church service, the Minister asked the congregation,
"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
All held up their hands except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?", asked the Minister.
"I don't have an enemy in the world", she replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?", asked the Minister.
"I just so happen to be ninety-eight years young", she replied.
"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have a single enemy?", requested the Minister.
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said,
"I outlived the bitches."
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#1 by jusbnme on 16 Apr, 2007 11:57
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Just like a woman.
Just joking...I guess. 
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#2 by PigPen on 16 Apr, 2007 12:45
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#3 by HotCajun on 18 Apr, 2007 16:47
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I wanna be her when I'm 90....
