Buddy, know what ya mean about trying to tan up here, (especially with the snow predicted for tonight and tomorrow) The sunless tanners can leave you blotchy. Best to do is just get outdoors as much as possible. It only took an hour on the bike a couple of weeks ago to get a good color. HeadLube glossy should give you a decent shine like PigPen said. BTW, you in the city or in the burbs?
You've definately come to the right place... this is the best forum on the net!

WELCOME!
Oh No, not another one from Chicago!!! j/k Welcome
Oh No, not another one from Chicago!!! j/k Welcome 
Do I sense some bias there?
Hi and Welcome...
I'm starting to think that Chicagoland is representing well!!
Yeah! Hello to all the new Chicago Baldys!
Matter of fact, timing will allow me to shave again next week. Sure would like to find a barbershop that wouldn't freak over shaving the head of a female.
Anyhow.. I digress...... WELCOME!!! Looking great!

Laura
Welcome Buddy.
Just moved to Chicago this past weekend... must be some sort of SLY magnet.
-A
Welcome to Chicago bro. GO CUBS!!! GO SOX!!!! Lets get another World Series going here.
Welcome Buddy.
Just moved to Chicago this past weekend... must be some sort of SLY magnet.
-A
I think Illinois as a whole is a SLY magnet.
Welcome to Chicago bro. GO CUBS!!! GO SOX!!!! Lets get another World Series going here. 
I can't believe you put both of those in the same sentence...

Hopefully the voices in your head stop soon!