Why didn't I do this sooner?! This feels AMAZING! I AM COMPLETELY LIBERATED FROM THE TYRANNY OF BALDING!
I cannot stop rubbing my head. It feels so niiiice.
I wish I had batteries for my camera, fellow Slys! I think I look GREAT!
Oh my God, I'm not done yet. Time to hit the gym and diet and get perfect skin and physique and then get some ink done too. It's like a new chapter of my life has began. Not to sound overly dramatic, but I feel that on top of the world!!!
I stood in front of the mirror after doing the usual of buzzing my hair down with no guard, and I shaved my face first, then I put some shaving gel on my head and my heart started pounding. It was a little upsetting too because all these thoughts kept rushing through my head
"Well this is it! You once had a thick mane and it's come to this? Are people gonna accept me? Is that beautiful girl I'm in love with at work who told her friend there she's into me, still gonna think the same when she sees you take off your hat and reveal a shiny dome? Well, I'm sick of this horrible pattern tattered across my head, so f**k it!"
Then I took the blade and just aimed with the grain and started gliding away across my head. I was a nervous wreck.
"I'll just do with the grain... just with the grain for now, don't go overboard".
Then as it started coming off I was all "OMG this feels amazing! Screw this! AGAINST THE GRAIN - AGAINST THE GRAIN!!!"
And basically I proceeded to take it all off, feeling around my head for the slightest bit of un-smoothness and annihilated every follicle I had left, as I evilly grinned into the mirror at how badass this sly look was at it unfolded in front of me.
Thank you, Tyler for creating this site. Thank you saintc and all the other fellow Sly-bies who gave me advice and encouragement.
30 day rule? Pfft! Don't need it. This is me for life!
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