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#15 by schro on 22 Mar, 2007 16:23
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"Drunk Muffin' Stuffing"? I'm suing somebody!
That's gender bias! It implies that only men (or lesbians) drunk dial.
Quick, find me a dumb ass lawyer that would take on such a case. Quick, open a phone book and pick one, any one.
Gloria Allred?
Mark Garagos?
Michael Nifong? He's the dip sh*t DA in the Duke Rape Case. He has a lot of free time on his hands now.
j/k. Yours Truly,
Your Humble Ordinary American not from New York Schrotini Drinkin' Schro
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#16 by frostillicus123 on 22 Mar, 2007 16:37
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I drunk dialed once, called an Ex who was seeign this goofy white guy that was thinking he was a hiphop star(he was 24).... god was he a loser. worked at Macdonalds...
I talked to her for a while, discovered she was in bed with him.... so i told her to put him on.... I put him on speaker phone... so my buddies could all hear.
I said "hey kid... what you saying?"
he called me a punk.... I got mad and told him to go do something he was useful at and make me a Big mac, cause his waste of skin.
than we hung up and Ashlee called me the next day we talked... here and loser were together for about 2 years, and they finally broke up.... he was such a loser and even she kenw it however she just couldn't shake him.... like a wart if you ask me... ahh well her and I are still good friends. -
#17 by HotCajun on 22 Mar, 2007 17:34
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I drunk dialed once, called an Ex who was seeign this goofy white guy that was thinking he was a hiphop star(he was 24).... god was he a loser. worked at Macdonalds...
OMG......Your ex was dating Kevin Federline
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#18 by PigPen on 22 Mar, 2007 17:37
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I drunk dialed once, called an Ex who was seeign this goofy white guy that was thinking he was a hiphop star(he was 24).... god was he a loser. worked at Macdonalds...
OMG......Your ex was dating Kevin Federline
LMAO.....never thought of that!!!!!!!!
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#19 by HotCajun on 22 Mar, 2007 17:41
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I drunk dialed once, called an Ex who was seeign this goofy white guy that was thinking he was a hiphop star(he was 24).... god was he a loser. worked at Macdonalds...
OMG......Your ex was dating Kevin Federline
LMAO.....never thought of that!!!!!!!!
I'm on a roll tonight!!!
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#20 by PigPen on 22 Mar, 2007 17:44
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you certainly are
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#21 by MR. CLEAN on 22 Mar, 2007 19:13
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How do you know you are getting a Drunk Dial from Fed X? Easy, its Collect! don't forget to Dial Down the Center!
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#22 by PigPen on 23 Mar, 2007 07:16
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#23 by schro on 23 Mar, 2007 08:00
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How do you know you are getting a Drunk Dial from Fed X? Easy, its Collect!
don't forget to Dial Down the Center!
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!