from the "fart" sound it makes sliding out of the can to the sperm like coating it is wrapped in...
So I guess "eggs" are a better choice on that basis
I'm not a big fan of SPAM, though I'm around it a lot due to my wife's ties to the Hawaiian community. A popular dish is SPAM Musabi which is SPAM sushi. Rice with Spam on top, wrapped in a seaweed wrapper.
Spam sushi is bomb, brother
But I can't stand the stuff now...... from the "fart" sound it makes sliding out of the can to the sperm like coating it is wrapped in...
No thanks! Anybody still in the mood for some after reading this?
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Never tried spam, but was considering giving it a go after reading a few of the initial postings. After reading Mike's, I think I'll remain a spam virgin. 
Come on and man up Andrew!!! Nothing like a piece of slimy, rectangular shaped meat to whet a man's appetite!!!
Spam, Ketel One, and some Jimmy Buffett on the radio.
I think I just made Mike's day!
Ahhhh... just had some Spam and eggs!!
AND, while Spam does come in a can still, you can get individual sizes now that come like the vacuum packed tuna pouches!
Andrew, don't let Mike dissuade you from trying one of the few processed delacacies out there!
We saw these in the store a couple weeks ago and I about pee'd my pants laughing...
We saw these in the store a couple weeks ago and I about pee'd my pants laughing...

Dude! You have to be making this up!!!!
Haven't had it much since it was a staple at Boy Scout camp outs growing up...
...but now that you mentioned it, I may have to go fry some up!!!
Ok here goes sorry My lack of long hair just cant cover My Red Kneck any more wife hates spam wont even cook it and said to thank Mike for finnally putting into words what she wouldnt
Breakfast : Fried spam with fried eggs ( runny of course ) , reql butter on toast with home fried taters ,onions 7 Hot pepper rings
Lunch : Fried spam sandwatch with melted velveeta and onions a bag of chips and just to be healthy a Deit Pepsi
Supper : I Can Feel My arteries gettin Hard andMy stomach growling for more lets Fry some more Taters Smothered Covered and scattered with spam and just for you healthy nuts again some Vegtable on the side
and here is a link you mhttp://www.spam.com/recipes/default.aspxay find intersting Ijust found
Gotta go to the store and check on those DOgs
Went shopping Saturday and picked up another can-o-Spam! Almost tried the bacon flavored!
You haters just don't know what you're missing!

Better than the old C-Rations! (Well, almost)
The SPAM hot dogs are not a joke...that's what makes it so funny!
SPAM is serious business.
The SPAM hot dogs are not a joke...that's what makes it so funny!
My bet is that their not all beef, and may contain pork parts not generally considered edible in general American cuisine.
Define pork parts,,,

I love to smoke some pork parts ,, ( waits on the hard to light the papers jokes )