and damn...these rails have splinters.........
Fool. Put a saddle on it.
Fool. Put a saddle on it. 
...or get off that old wooden fence and jump up on a new high tech no splinter fence..............
And also watch out, riding the fence too long will give you a sore crotch and no guy needs that.
reminds me of a song ....Out riding fences ....Desperado